1 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:53,185 www.titlovi.com 2 00:03:56,185 --> 00:03:59,518 Buckle down, Winsocki Buckle down 3 00:03:59,689 --> 00:04:03,625 You can win, Winsocki If you knuckle down 4 00:04:03,693 --> 00:04:07,356 If you break their necks If you make them wrecks 5 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:11,127 You can break the hex so buckle down 6 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,567 Make 'em yell, Winsocki Make 'em yell 7 00:04:14,637 --> 00:04:18,596 You can win, Winsocki If you ring the bell 8 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:22,270 If you don't give in Take it on the chin 9 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:26,111 You are bound to win If you will only buckle down 10 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:30,118 If you fight, you'll chuckle at defeat 11 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,677 If you fight, your luck will not retreat 12 00:04:32,755 --> 00:04:36,953 We repeat, buckle down, Winsocki Buckle down 13 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:40,655 You can win, Winsocki If you knuckle down 14 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:44,598 If you mow them down If you go to town 15 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:48,467 You can wear the crown If you will only buckle down 16 00:05:48,664 --> 00:05:49,892 Hey, Jack. 17 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:15,557 Take it away! 18 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,998 - Hey, Jack, let's have the hammer. - I'm leaving now. 19 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,940 - Nice going, boys. - That's right, you guys. 20 00:06:39,348 --> 00:06:42,715 Keep polishing that floor. I want to see my face in there. 21 00:06:42,785 --> 00:06:45,583 - Okay, but you won't like it. - What? 22 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,488 I mean, you won't like the floor if it's slippery. 23 00:06:55,131 --> 00:06:57,190 That's fine. That's fine. 24 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,394 Do you mean to say you haven't made your share of the beds up yet, 25 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:01,494 or mopped that floor? 26 00:07:01,571 --> 00:07:04,199 What is this, mister, a barn dance or a senior prom? 27 00:07:04,574 --> 00:07:07,168 Mister, haven't you got any school spirit? 28 00:07:07,243 --> 00:07:09,040 I hate school spirit. 29 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:12,447 I hate dances. I hate girls. 30 00:07:12,882 --> 00:07:14,850 I wish they'd draft me. 31 00:07:14,917 --> 00:07:17,408 Hey, Hunk, Dutch, I've been looking all over for you. 32 00:07:17,487 --> 00:07:19,785 - The bus is coming up the road. - Hey, Johnnie, get the band. 33 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,347 Come on, fellows. The quail's here. 34 00:07:47,650 --> 00:07:49,379 - Gee, you look swell - Gee, you look swell 35 00:07:49,452 --> 00:07:50,817 - Double talk - Double talk 36 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,582 - Needles - Pins 37 00:07:52,655 --> 00:07:54,589 Triplets, twins 38 00:07:54,657 --> 00:07:57,888 When a man marries his trouble begins 39 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:01,259 When a man dies his trouble ends 40 00:08:01,330 --> 00:08:04,163 Let's touch thumbs and see who wins 41 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:07,600 Wish I may, wish I might 42 00:08:07,670 --> 00:08:10,867 Get the wishes I'm wishing tonight 43 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:14,398 A young cadet, blonde or brunette 44 00:08:14,477 --> 00:08:17,810 A Romeo in search of Juliet 45 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:21,247 Wish I might, wish I may 46 00:08:21,317 --> 00:08:24,650 Get the wishes I'm wishing today 47 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,315 A lot of boys, a lot of noise 48 00:08:28,391 --> 00:08:31,554 And an awful lot of poise 49 00:08:31,627 --> 00:08:34,994 I want a date who'll stay out late 50 00:08:35,064 --> 00:08:38,261 A brother rat who'd leave me flat won't rate 51 00:08:38,334 --> 00:08:41,861 Plus an orchid from New York 52 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,270 A wrap of taffeta will be round me 53 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:46,103 Scads of lads will hound me 54 00:08:46,175 --> 00:08:48,769 And they will cheer 55 00:08:48,844 --> 00:08:52,211 For the belle of the brawl of the year 56 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:55,648 So hold me close and hug me tight 57 00:08:55,718 --> 00:09:01,122 'Cause that's the wish I wish I may I might 58 00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:05,252 Wish I had an old jalop job 59 00:09:05,328 --> 00:09:08,388 Just a little olden top job 60 00:09:08,764 --> 00:09:12,131 Wish I had myself a C card 61 00:09:12,201 --> 00:09:15,432 That would suit me to a T, pard 62 00:09:15,504 --> 00:09:18,132 - I could take my drag a-driving - I could take my drag a-driving 63 00:09:18,207 --> 00:09:21,699 And I would get the wish I wish tonight 64 00:09:21,777 --> 00:09:22,971 I wish I may 65 00:09:23,045 --> 00:09:26,014 - Wish he'd send a dozen roses - I wish I might 66 00:09:26,082 --> 00:09:29,347 - Wish I had the proper clotheses - I wish I may 67 00:09:29,418 --> 00:09:32,876 - Wish I had a slinky hairdo - I wish I might 68 00:09:32,955 --> 00:09:36,186 - Wish my evening dress was bare to... - I wish I may 69 00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:38,955 I would knock their little eyes out 70 00:09:39,028 --> 00:09:42,486 If I could get the wish I wish tonight 71 00:09:43,132 --> 00:09:45,692 Wish we didn't have a chaperone 72 00:09:46,569 --> 00:09:49,094 Wish we had a chance to be all alone 73 00:09:49,939 --> 00:09:52,806 We could slip away and tell jokes and drink cokes 74 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:55,935 But we're afraid the prof would never condone it 75 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:59,448 So we wish we may We wish we might 76 00:10:06,155 --> 00:10:09,613 - Wish I may - Just to see the latest dancing craze 77 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:13,059 - Wish I might - Makes me wish for my romancing days 78 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:16,462 - Wish I may - Seeing babies in the wild wood now 79 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:19,865 - Wish I might - Makes me wish for second childhood now 80 00:10:19,935 --> 00:10:21,095 - So just say needles - Needles 81 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:22,228 - Pins - Pins 82 00:10:22,305 --> 00:10:23,294 - Triplets - Triplets 83 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,464 - Twins - Twins 84 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:31,837 - Give a yell - Give a yell 85 00:10:31,914 --> 00:10:33,541 - Give a cheer - Give a cheer 86 00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:36,847 For the belle of the brawl of the year 87 00:10:36,919 --> 00:10:40,320 - So hold me close - And hug me tight 88 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:43,381 'Cause that's the wish I wish I may 89 00:10:43,459 --> 00:10:48,624 I might 90 00:11:22,665 --> 00:11:24,326 Well, it's been grand. 91 00:11:25,534 --> 00:11:27,968 - Say, miss. - Oh, it's a talkie. 92 00:11:28,037 --> 00:11:29,265 Were you looking for someone? 93 00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:31,568 I'm just a blind date who's awful lonesome. 94 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,574 So, if there's a guy named Green on the premises, 95 00:11:33,642 --> 00:11:36,372 I'd like to have him step up and take the rap. 96 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,811 - Greenie. - Greenie! 97 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:45,413 What's the matter? Here I come. What's the matter? What do you want? 98 00:11:45,488 --> 00:11:46,648 Oh. 99 00:11:53,095 --> 00:11:56,496 Well, when I look in the mirror in the morning and see what I see, 100 00:11:56,565 --> 00:11:59,932 I should squawk. Cheer up, Chubby. 101 00:12:00,436 --> 00:12:02,028 I'm a good kid at heart. 102 00:12:02,104 --> 00:12:05,562 And these two days will pass like a year. 103 00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:09,269 Well, well, well, here we are, aren't we? 104 00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:12,337 Well, welcome to the stately and friendly halls of Winsocki. 105 00:12:12,415 --> 00:12:15,509 Welcome. Miss Talbert, it's always a pleasure. 106 00:12:15,584 --> 00:12:16,949 How do you do, Major Reeber? 107 00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:18,247 On behalf of Winsocki... 108 00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:23,782 On behalf of Hunter Hall... 109 00:12:29,031 --> 00:12:31,966 I will now play the eight ball in the corner pocket. 110 00:12:32,034 --> 00:12:35,993 As usual, you young ladies will find your accommodations in the library. 111 00:12:36,071 --> 00:12:39,131 Miss Talbert, of Hunter Hall, will be in charge of all our fair guests. 112 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,699 Come along, girls. Shall we freshen up? 113 00:12:43,446 --> 00:12:44,936 See you later. 114 00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:48,847 - What's Miss Talbert's angle? - Oh, she's the chaperone. 115 00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:51,751 Well, I hope we turn out to be a problem. 116 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,897 - Hiya, Bud. - Hiya, Bud. 117 00:13:11,974 --> 00:13:14,568 Where were you? The gingham just landed. 118 00:13:15,611 --> 00:13:17,476 What's the matter, got the quivers? 119 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:20,174 Fellows, you're looking at the shell of a man. 120 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,310 What's gnawing at you, Bud? 121 00:13:26,355 --> 00:13:30,587 Boy, when I die, I hope I come back as high tide. 122 00:13:30,659 --> 00:13:31,648 Hey. 123 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:35,493 - It's autographed. "To Bud." - Hey, how'd you rate that? 124 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,830 "Dear Bud Hooper, I am counting the minutes 125 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,268 "until I will be your senior prom girl. 126 00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:45,204 "I have always been one of Winsocki's fans, 127 00:13:45,274 --> 00:13:48,402 "and the prospects of a visit have me very excited." 128 00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:52,770 "Thank you for your handsome picture. Your face has a lot of strength. 129 00:13:53,148 --> 00:13:56,015 "Your invitation makes me the envy of every girl in Hollywood. 130 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,815 "Your senior prom girl, Lucille Ball." 131 00:14:00,656 --> 00:14:03,591 You mean to tell me Lucille Ball is coming here to the dance tonight? 132 00:14:03,659 --> 00:14:05,092 I don't know. She says she is. 133 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,287 - Well, aren't you excited? - Sure, I am. 134 00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:09,456 Well, stop jumping up and down. 135 00:14:09,532 --> 00:14:12,296 Well, it's a different kind of excitement, sort of depressing. 136 00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,461 What'd you ever tell her to make her fall like that? 137 00:14:14,537 --> 00:14:16,368 Nothing. It was a very informal letter. 138 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,599 What about your girl, Helen Whatcha-ma-call-her? 139 00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:19,698 She's not coming. 140 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,640 When I get this, I wrote Helen I had the grippe 141 00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:23,302 and expected to have it till after the dance. 142 00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:25,244 A very shrewd maneuver. 143 00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:28,750 Oh, gee, fellows, I'm worried. I haven't slept all day. 144 00:14:28,817 --> 00:14:31,479 Wait. You turned Helen's name in to the faculty, didn't you? 145 00:14:31,554 --> 00:14:33,317 - Yeah. - Then what're you stewing about? 146 00:14:33,389 --> 00:14:37,120 Your girl isn't coming, so Lucille Ball goes to the dance as Helen Schlessenger. 147 00:14:37,192 --> 00:14:38,750 You don't think Miss Ball will mind, do you? 148 00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:40,488 Just explain it to her. 149 00:14:40,563 --> 00:14:42,656 Tell her that her name had to be turned in to the faculty 150 00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:44,892 two weeks ahead of time, so they could check on it. 151 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,867 - She'll understand. - Oh, I hope so. 152 00:14:46,936 --> 00:14:48,801 What'll she care, as long as she's with you. 153 00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:51,499 And no matter what happens, we'll be right there. 154 00:14:51,574 --> 00:14:53,405 Yeah, you can count on us. 155 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:56,638 Gee, it's great to have a couple of pals when you need them. 156 00:14:56,712 --> 00:15:00,705 Listen, we'll keep Lucille Ball just for the three of us, huh? 157 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,848 Yeah, but what about your own dates? 158 00:15:02,918 --> 00:15:06,319 They'll understand. And besides, we won't tell them. 159 00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:14,886 Candies, fruits and magazines. Candies, fruits and magazines. 160 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,300 This is a fine train you got me on. 161 00:15:23,372 --> 00:15:26,102 It's not bad for a train without tracks. 162 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,443 I never thought a month ago, I'd be on this covered wagon 163 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,979 going to a humpty-dumpty military academy, 164 00:15:32,047 --> 00:15:34,515 just because a kid wrote me a mash note. 165 00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,073 Your idea of publicity. 166 00:15:36,151 --> 00:15:38,312 Publicity, my character in search of a contract, 167 00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:41,686 is the one thing that'll help you crawl back from the end of the limb. 168 00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:44,658 I don't mean just a squib about your dog having kittens, 169 00:15:44,727 --> 00:15:47,321 or having been seen in a nightclub with a meatball king, 170 00:15:47,396 --> 00:15:51,298 but a story that'll get you on the front page, and this is it. 171 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:54,734 Schoolboy invites screen star to senior prom. 172 00:15:55,404 --> 00:15:59,067 The lion and the mouse. It's a great angle. McCoy publicity. 173 00:15:59,141 --> 00:16:02,838 - You'll make all the papers. - I'd better, or you'll be selling them. 174 00:16:03,245 --> 00:16:05,042 And it doesn't smell like publicity. 175 00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:09,608 Look, Bud Hooper, the American boy at Winsocki. 176 00:16:09,685 --> 00:16:12,711 Not Yale, Harvard or Princeton, but Winsocki. 177 00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:16,815 A tiny seat of learning, right in the palm of your lovely hand. 178 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:19,720 Now, the boy is real, the school is real, 179 00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:22,456 and who knows your option wasn't picked up? 180 00:16:22,531 --> 00:16:24,897 Oh, no one except the whole studio. 181 00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:28,334 They let you go because they think the bathing suit girl is pass�. 182 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,601 Well, maybe the sarong has been more effective, 183 00:16:31,874 --> 00:16:33,501 and the sweater more... 184 00:16:34,677 --> 00:16:35,871 Well, we'll show them. 185 00:16:35,944 --> 00:16:37,536 We'll show them that the American boy 186 00:16:37,613 --> 00:16:39,808 is still interested in that little fragment of cloth 187 00:16:39,882 --> 00:16:43,943 you laughingly refer to as your bathing suit. 188 00:16:45,387 --> 00:16:47,548 - That's it. - Winsocki junction. 189 00:16:47,623 --> 00:16:49,488 Now remember, when that band starts playing, 190 00:16:49,558 --> 00:16:51,958 and that crowd starts shoving, take it big. 191 00:16:52,027 --> 00:16:55,155 You're the wonder girl from the never-never land. 192 00:16:56,632 --> 00:16:58,156 Winsocki junction. 193 00:16:59,468 --> 00:17:01,561 An hour and 35 minutes late. We're ahead of schedule. 194 00:17:01,637 --> 00:17:02,797 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 195 00:17:02,871 --> 00:17:06,671 - Hope you enjoyed the trip. - Thanks. It was better than going by train. 196 00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:11,570 Well, I don't mind the band playing, 197 00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:14,775 but if this crowd doesn't stop shoving, I'll scream. 198 00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:21,284 My public. Come on. 199 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:27,356 Hello, Bud Hooper, please. Bud Hooper. What? 200 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,061 All right, connect me with the dormitory. 201 00:17:32,101 --> 00:17:34,126 What are you so nervous about? 202 00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:36,000 Oh, it takes them all year. 203 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,873 Hello, Bud Hooper? Tell him Lucille Ball is calling. 204 00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:44,167 - Lucille Ball. - Lucille Ball, huh? 205 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:49,041 I'd be very happy to call him, Miss Ball, but at the moment he's in conference 206 00:17:49,118 --> 00:17:52,281 with Franklin D. Roosevelt and Winston Churchill. 207 00:17:55,924 --> 00:17:57,721 Oh, Jack, we shouldn't have come here. 208 00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,227 - Now, wait a minute. - How do I know there is a Bud Hooper? 209 00:18:00,295 --> 00:18:02,229 There's got to be. He sent you his picture, didn't he? 210 00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:06,495 Pictures are cheap. Maybe this is a rib, a dare. 211 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:10,965 Schoolboys are crazy, you know. They go around swallowing goldfish. 212 00:18:11,306 --> 00:18:14,036 - Oh, Jack, let's get out of here. - Oh, take it easy. Take it easy. 213 00:18:14,109 --> 00:18:15,940 My advice, Lucille... 214 00:18:16,311 --> 00:18:18,575 Yeah? Mr. Hooper? 215 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,476 Yeah, glad to see you. I mean, glad to hear from you. 216 00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:24,985 Oh, she's dying to see you. 217 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:29,616 Right. He's on his way. He's on his way. 218 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,487 I can see it all now. 219 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,391 Midnight. The cameras click 220 00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:37,992 while Prince Charming drinks punch from Cinderella's slipper. 221 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,734 It's a good trick if he does it. I'm wearing open-toed shoes. 222 00:18:42,070 --> 00:18:43,162 Well? 223 00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:46,101 She's dying to see me. 224 00:18:46,175 --> 00:18:48,666 Well, come on. We can't keep her waiting. 225 00:18:48,744 --> 00:18:49,733 Yeah, let's get out of here. 226 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,238 I wish Lucille Ball were Helen Schlessenger. 227 00:18:53,315 --> 00:18:55,340 Forgive me, Helen. I don't know what I'm doing. 228 00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:56,975 I'll say you don't. 229 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,577 Listen, Helen Schlessenger loves you, doesn't she? 230 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,089 - Sure, doesn't she? - She adores me. 231 00:19:02,157 --> 00:19:03,886 I'm quoting her verbatim. 232 00:19:04,326 --> 00:19:07,386 Then she certainly would want you to have this one chance to live. 233 00:19:07,462 --> 00:19:10,898 But she doesn't want me to live. She likes me the way I am. 234 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:13,157 Besides, she'll never know. 235 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,396 Yeah, but what'll Major Reeber do if I get caught? 236 00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:17,062 Well, Reeber never goes to the movies. 237 00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:19,869 He couldn't tell Lucille Ball from Helen Schlessenger. 238 00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:21,500 Yeah, but I could. 239 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,306 He'll fix it so I don't make West Point. 240 00:19:23,378 --> 00:19:27,178 Listen, I'll give you my personal guarantee, it'll be the three of us at West Point. 241 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:30,150 Yeah, but tonight, it's three men on a date. 242 00:19:31,019 --> 00:19:33,920 Three men, three mates on a date 243 00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:37,792 We're men whose dates got the gate 244 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,496 We're wearing our hearts on our sleeve 245 00:19:42,564 --> 00:19:46,091 For California 's Lady Eve 246 00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:49,934 Three men, three mates in a room 247 00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:53,907 - We're men - Whose dates met their doom 248 00:19:53,976 --> 00:19:57,673 We're casting our line for a fish 249 00:19:57,746 --> 00:20:00,647 For California 's favorite dish 250 00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:05,216 We can leave our studies in the hall 251 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:09,018 For tonight we're buddies of the ball 252 00:20:09,091 --> 00:20:12,686 Should we leave our flowers on the wall? 253 00:20:12,761 --> 00:20:16,595 If we do we'll be buddies to 'em all 254 00:20:16,665 --> 00:20:20,431 Three men, three mates on a tear 255 00:20:20,502 --> 00:20:24,097 We're men whose dates got the air 256 00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:28,065 For one of California 's greats 257 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:33,979 We're three men on a date 258 00:20:34,049 --> 00:20:36,984 Three men, three baits off the hook 259 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,917 We're men whose dates mustn't look 260 00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:45,891 We're playing the game just for fun 261 00:20:45,961 --> 00:20:48,759 For California 's honey-bun 262 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,922 Quiet. 263 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:53,559 You can leave the key in your sedan 264 00:20:53,635 --> 00:20:57,230 For tonight we have a better plan 265 00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:05,244 For tonight we're super supermen 266 00:21:05,314 --> 00:21:08,408 Three men, three pills on the march 267 00:21:09,117 --> 00:21:12,086 We're men whose frills lost their starch 268 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:16,783 For one of California 's great 269 00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:22,592 We're three men on a date 270 00:21:38,113 --> 00:21:39,375 I go in here, don't I? 271 00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:41,245 - Are you a guest of one of the cadets? - Yes. 272 00:21:41,316 --> 00:21:43,375 - The name, please. - Helen Schlessenger. 273 00:21:43,452 --> 00:21:47,149 - No, the cadet's name. - Oh. Bud... Elwood C. Hooper. 274 00:21:49,124 --> 00:21:52,287 - Oh, hello, Greenie. - Oh, hiya, Schlessenger. 275 00:21:53,428 --> 00:21:55,692 Mister, will you please take Miss Schlessenger to the birdcage? 276 00:21:55,764 --> 00:21:56,890 Yes, sir. 277 00:21:56,965 --> 00:21:58,990 I'll tell Mr. Hooper you're here as soon as he gets back. 278 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,659 Thank you. Back? 279 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:05,597 - Isn't he sick in bed, with the grippe? - There must be some mistake. 280 00:22:05,674 --> 00:22:08,006 He just checked out to pick you up, at the Eagle Hotel. 281 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,909 Oh, he probably left a message for you with the other girls. 282 00:22:10,979 --> 00:22:13,038 How can he pick me up? I'm not at the Eagle Hotel. 283 00:22:13,115 --> 00:22:15,276 Probably a subterfuge, to get off the grounds. 284 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:16,408 Bud's very clever. 285 00:22:16,485 --> 00:22:19,818 Oh, but he didn't even know I was coming. I wanted to surprise him. 286 00:22:19,888 --> 00:22:22,516 Keep him company while the others were dancing. 287 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:26,789 Greenie. Greenie, maybe I'd better go home before I find out the truth. 288 00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:29,797 Oh, stop building it up, Schless. I'm sure nothing's wrong. 289 00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:32,561 Besides, if you do get stood up, I'll take you to the dance. 290 00:22:32,634 --> 00:22:33,896 Where's your date? 291 00:22:33,969 --> 00:22:36,699 Oh, probably flying around somewhere on her broomstick. 292 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,605 Greenie. Greenie, don't spare me. 293 00:22:39,808 --> 00:22:42,868 Bud's a pal of mine, but I guess you'll find out anyway, so... 294 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:43,968 Yes? 295 00:22:44,046 --> 00:22:45,843 He's dating some chick who thinks she's funny. 296 00:22:45,914 --> 00:22:49,213 - Calls herself Lucille Ball. - Lucille Ball. 297 00:22:49,584 --> 00:22:51,848 Some movie-struck child, no doubt. 298 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,319 Where you going? 299 00:22:53,388 --> 00:22:57,119 If Bud Hooper is leading a double life, one of them owes me an explanation. 300 00:22:57,192 --> 00:22:59,820 - What are you going to do? - I don't know yet. 301 00:23:00,162 --> 00:23:03,222 But when I get there... He's got a nerve. 302 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,362 Hello? Who? 303 00:23:11,406 --> 00:23:14,864 Oh, yes. Yes, send them right up, by all means. 304 00:23:15,277 --> 00:23:16,471 Is that my Prince Charming? 305 00:23:16,545 --> 00:23:19,514 It's a reporter from The Bugle. He's on his way up. 306 00:23:19,581 --> 00:23:21,708 - Did you say The Bugle? - The Bugle. 307 00:23:22,751 --> 00:23:24,685 Only the biggest sheet in Philadelphia. 308 00:23:24,753 --> 00:23:27,017 I told you my telegrams would get action. 309 00:23:27,089 --> 00:23:30,820 Now listen, you're here because you love the American boy. 310 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:34,318 I'll talk. You just raise his blood pressure. 311 00:23:39,468 --> 00:23:41,902 - Howdy. - Come right in. Come right in. 312 00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:44,438 - I'm from The Bugle. - Jack O'Riley's the name. 313 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,564 Chester Short. 314 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,608 Well, you're pretty long for a fellow named Short. 315 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,611 Everybody says that, and it always strikes me funny. 316 00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:53,270 Oh, pardon me. 317 00:23:54,082 --> 00:23:57,313 Miss Ball, I want you to meet a gentleman of the press. Chester Short. 318 00:23:57,385 --> 00:24:00,411 I'm always delighted to meet a gentleman of the press. 319 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,914 In the flesh. 320 00:24:02,991 --> 00:24:07,826 Miss Ball, you look exactly like you do on the screen, only more so. 321 00:24:08,096 --> 00:24:10,428 - Yes, sir. - Thank you, Mr. Short. 322 00:24:10,732 --> 00:24:12,290 I've never read any of your articles, 323 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:14,801 but I'm sure you write exactly like you talk. 324 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,838 Touch�, Miss B. Touch�. 325 00:24:17,606 --> 00:24:20,074 Well, what brings you down this neck of the woods. Relatives? 326 00:24:20,142 --> 00:24:22,610 Oh, no, I'm attending the commencement exercises. 327 00:24:22,677 --> 00:24:23,974 One of the cadets invited her. 328 00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,945 Say, that's front-page stuff. 329 00:24:26,014 --> 00:24:27,743 - Papa'll be delighted. - Papa? 330 00:24:27,816 --> 00:24:30,546 My dad. He owns the newspaper, and he's one of your biggest fans. 331 00:24:30,619 --> 00:24:33,247 Oh, really? Did he see my last picture? 332 00:24:33,321 --> 00:24:36,449 No. The doctor said he wasn't strong enough. 333 00:24:37,492 --> 00:24:40,928 Well, touch�, Chester. Touch�. Wasn't strong enough? 334 00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:43,226 You see, Miss B, Papa's been under the weather. 335 00:24:43,298 --> 00:24:45,425 Yeah, that picture got a lot of people down. 336 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,832 Mr. O'Riley found that story. 337 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:50,098 - Sit down, Chet. - Thanks. 338 00:24:50,705 --> 00:24:54,300 Miss B, I have written a story. 339 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:58,375 This can be your greatest triumph. 340 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,939 That's fine, Chet, but how about some pictures? 341 00:25:01,016 --> 00:25:02,347 By all means. 342 00:25:02,851 --> 00:25:05,046 Now we fade in on the scene with the hero, 343 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,588 trotting along the silver sands of a desert island. 344 00:25:07,656 --> 00:25:09,521 Suddenly a wave breaks, 345 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:12,185 and the beautiful unconscious body of the heroine, 346 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,659 that's you, Miss B, 347 00:25:13,728 --> 00:25:16,060 floats dramatically to his feet. 348 00:25:16,364 --> 00:25:18,059 And here's the big wallop. 349 00:25:18,133 --> 00:25:22,661 For the first time in your screen career, you're not wearing your bathing suit. 350 00:25:23,405 --> 00:25:26,033 - You mean I'm... - No. 351 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:29,042 - You're dressed in a mackinaw. - Oh. 352 00:25:29,844 --> 00:25:33,211 A mackinaw you stole from the captain of the prison ship. 353 00:25:34,816 --> 00:25:36,044 Now I've got you. 354 00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:38,881 You're wondering how you escaped from that prison ship. 355 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,182 Yes. 356 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:42,848 Well, when they buried the first mate at sea, 357 00:25:43,325 --> 00:25:45,225 you were in the bag. 358 00:25:46,695 --> 00:25:50,153 "The hero gazes at this gorgeous creature 359 00:25:50,232 --> 00:25:52,097 "that has just been washed up 360 00:25:53,435 --> 00:25:55,266 "from the bottom of the sea. 361 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:58,970 "He stands there frozen in his tracks." 362 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,201 - He's cold? - No. 363 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:06,110 "He stands frozen in his tracks with the hot sun beating down on him." 364 00:26:06,181 --> 00:26:08,877 - He melts? - No. 365 00:26:09,251 --> 00:26:10,741 - He didn't melt. - Didn't melt. 366 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,913 - Now, the rest of the play is in retrospect. - Retrospect? 367 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,254 Yeah. From now on, the story moves backwards. 368 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:19,793 - And so does the audience. - Yeah. 369 00:26:19,861 --> 00:26:23,228 But it all builds up into a beautiful, gorgeous love scene 370 00:26:23,298 --> 00:26:26,699 where the hero takes you in his arms. And he says, 371 00:26:27,802 --> 00:26:32,569 "Oh, my darling, to me you're the quintessence of feminine loveliness. 372 00:26:32,641 --> 00:26:36,600 "I long to gaze down deep into the sapphire seas of your eyes 373 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:40,079 "and sip from your ruby lips the sweet nectar of the gods." 374 00:26:40,148 --> 00:26:43,345 Have you got an aspirin tablet? This scene always murders me. 375 00:26:43,418 --> 00:26:46,945 - Yes, I've got an aspirin. - I think we should all have an aspirin. 376 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,046 Come in. 377 00:26:49,257 --> 00:26:53,421 - Just leave it under the door, boy. - Oh, I'm not a bellhop. I'm Bud Hooper. 378 00:26:53,828 --> 00:26:56,558 Hooper. Well, come in. 379 00:26:56,631 --> 00:26:58,622 Glad to see you. Glad to see you. 380 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,931 Major, you're the most envied boy in America today. 381 00:27:02,003 --> 00:27:05,268 There she is. Your dream girl. 382 00:27:05,340 --> 00:27:07,069 I'm so glad to be here, Mr. Hooper. 383 00:27:07,142 --> 00:27:10,111 This is the most exciting thing that ever happened to me. 384 00:27:10,178 --> 00:27:12,237 Tell me, Mr. Hooper, haven't you ever been to the Coast? 385 00:27:12,314 --> 00:27:14,339 - Well, just the Atlantic coast. - Oh. 386 00:27:14,416 --> 00:27:17,442 Is it true that everybody in California sleeps under two blankets? 387 00:27:17,519 --> 00:27:20,545 No. How could all those people get under two blankets? 388 00:27:21,456 --> 00:27:24,482 - Chet, old boy, how about some pictures? - Yes, sir. 389 00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:26,151 "School kid's dream comes true." 390 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:28,855 "Screen lovely goes 3,000 miles for date." 391 00:27:28,930 --> 00:27:30,659 - Get it. - All right. 392 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,063 Give me lots of personality. 393 00:27:33,668 --> 00:27:35,295 Come on, Major. Smile. 394 00:27:35,670 --> 00:27:38,002 No, no, I don't want you to get hysterical. 395 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,598 Come on, Major. Come on, smile. That's it. 396 00:27:40,675 --> 00:27:42,939 Open up. That's it. Let's see the china closet. 397 00:27:43,011 --> 00:27:44,308 - Hold it like that. - Swell. 398 00:27:44,379 --> 00:27:45,869 Move closer, please. 399 00:27:47,549 --> 00:27:50,245 Come on, Major. That isn't close. 400 00:27:50,318 --> 00:27:53,583 Even Jack Benny and Fred Allen stand closer than that. 401 00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:56,021 Well, you're not afraid of me, are you, Mr. Hooper? 402 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,115 Is this better? 403 00:27:57,192 --> 00:27:58,659 - Fine, fine. - Fine. 404 00:27:58,727 --> 00:28:01,287 It's fine, except you're standing on my foot. 405 00:28:01,629 --> 00:28:02,857 Oh, I'm sorry. 406 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,627 All ready now. One, two, three. 407 00:28:06,501 --> 00:28:10,232 Four, five, six, seven, eight. 408 00:28:10,305 --> 00:28:12,671 - Come on. Get it before he graduates. - Nine, ten. 409 00:28:12,741 --> 00:28:13,969 - Yay, Winsocki. - Yay, Winsocki. 410 00:28:14,042 --> 00:28:17,034 - I got it! - Yeah. You got the back of his neck. 411 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,943 We decided to come up in case you needed us. 412 00:28:19,013 --> 00:28:20,674 Oh, Miss Ball, may I present my roommates. 413 00:28:20,749 --> 00:28:22,580 This is Dutch Miller and Hunk Hoyt. 414 00:28:22,650 --> 00:28:23,878 - Hi. - Hi. 415 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,112 - Hi. - Hi. 416 00:28:25,186 --> 00:28:26,210 - Hi. - Hi. 417 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,152 Took the words right out of my mouth. 418 00:28:28,223 --> 00:28:29,986 - Where you going, Chet? - I'm all out of bulbs. 419 00:28:30,058 --> 00:28:31,218 You mean you only brought one bulb? 420 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:32,589 Oh, I've got some over at the office. 421 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:34,025 You're not going to Philadelphia! 422 00:28:34,095 --> 00:28:37,292 No, the office is right across the street. Didn't you see it? 423 00:28:37,365 --> 00:28:41,096 The Winsocki Bugle. "Every Monday, rain or shine." 424 00:28:41,736 --> 00:28:43,465 Winsocki Bugle. 425 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:47,669 Mr. O'Riley, if you had your life to live over again, 426 00:28:48,076 --> 00:28:49,566 don't do it. 427 00:28:50,245 --> 00:28:51,610 - Go ahead. - Go on. 428 00:28:52,547 --> 00:28:54,071 - Miss Ball? - Yes. 429 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,639 I have to say something. 430 00:28:55,717 --> 00:28:58,709 Oh, you mean when you introduce me? Well, don't let that worry you. 431 00:28:58,787 --> 00:29:00,414 No. I mean it's something you've got to know. 432 00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:02,854 - Well, what is it, son? - Well, it's about the dance. 433 00:29:02,924 --> 00:29:04,221 Well, what about the dance? 434 00:29:04,292 --> 00:29:07,056 Well, would you mind going as Helen Schlessenger? 435 00:29:07,128 --> 00:29:08,925 - Who? - Helen Schlessenger. 436 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,521 Oh, it's a masquerade, I guess. 437 00:29:10,598 --> 00:29:12,657 - Well, who was she? - Helen Schlessenger? 438 00:29:12,734 --> 00:29:16,067 Why, she was the girl who foxed the British in 1776. 439 00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:19,701 - Oh, of course. - Yes. I think Norma Shearer played her. 440 00:29:19,774 --> 00:29:22,538 Well, maybe she did, but there's another one now. 441 00:29:22,610 --> 00:29:24,669 You see, Helen Schlessenger's my girl. 442 00:29:24,746 --> 00:29:27,806 When I wrote you, I had no idea you were going to accept. 443 00:29:27,882 --> 00:29:30,976 - Well, isn't the dance tonight? - Yes. 444 00:29:31,052 --> 00:29:33,714 - Well, what's the trouble? - Well, there isn't any. 445 00:29:33,788 --> 00:29:35,551 But you'll have to come as Helen Schlessenger 446 00:29:35,623 --> 00:29:37,784 because that's the name I turned in. 447 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:39,292 The name you turned in where? 448 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,555 Well, to the faculty, so they could look you up. 449 00:29:41,629 --> 00:29:43,893 Your record, to see if you have a past. 450 00:29:48,570 --> 00:29:52,028 It takes them two weeks. But I've got the whole thing solved. 451 00:29:52,106 --> 00:29:54,301 Well, keep right on solving, Sherlock. 452 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,002 Well, I've already written to Helen 453 00:29:56,077 --> 00:29:58,307 and told her not to come as I have the grippe. 454 00:29:58,379 --> 00:30:00,506 And if you'll come as Helen, everything will be all right 455 00:30:00,582 --> 00:30:03,244 because her name is turned in, and her record is good. 456 00:30:03,318 --> 00:30:05,718 And nobody will ever know that you're Lucille Ball. 457 00:30:05,787 --> 00:30:07,812 Oh, that's fine. That's fine. 458 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:10,858 Nobody will ever know that I'm Lucille Ball. 459 00:30:11,326 --> 00:30:14,352 - Especially without the bathing suit. - You keep quiet. 460 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,293 Why do you think I came all the way from California, 461 00:30:17,365 --> 00:30:18,798 just to play a character part? 462 00:30:18,867 --> 00:30:22,132 Well, it'll work out fine as long as the faculty doesn't... 463 00:30:25,273 --> 00:30:27,707 - You cad. - Who's that? 464 00:30:28,309 --> 00:30:32,006 - The faculty, no doubt. - Helen, what are you doing here? 465 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,981 Oh, nothing. I was just invited down, that's all. 466 00:30:35,049 --> 00:30:36,914 Several weeks ago, as a matter of fact. 467 00:30:36,985 --> 00:30:38,953 So when I heard you came down here to get me... 468 00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:40,954 Listen, you've got to go away. 469 00:30:41,055 --> 00:30:43,615 To think I believed in you. To think I... 470 00:30:43,691 --> 00:30:45,682 To think I worried when you had the grippe. 471 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,355 To think I came all the way down here to give you such a wonderful surprise. 472 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:51,057 To think... 473 00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:53,794 Can't she play that scene somewhere else? 474 00:30:53,868 --> 00:30:56,564 Well, after all, I did ask her. Now maybe I ought to... 475 00:30:56,638 --> 00:30:58,663 Oh, no, you invited her. 476 00:30:59,173 --> 00:31:01,664 Why, you don't think for one solitary moment 477 00:31:01,743 --> 00:31:03,938 that I'd let him take me now, do you? 478 00:31:04,012 --> 00:31:06,378 Good heavens, you must be mad. 479 00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:08,915 - Listen, please. - You... You... 480 00:31:10,018 --> 00:31:14,114 I have resources, too, and I can do things, a lot of things. 481 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:18,058 He's just taken me for granted. You don't know the real me. 482 00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:23,029 But you'll find out that hell hath no woman like a fury scorned. 483 00:31:29,404 --> 00:31:30,598 She's desperate. 484 00:31:30,672 --> 00:31:32,230 She'll get over it. 485 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:34,707 Don't push her around, boys. She may be somebody's mother. 486 00:31:34,776 --> 00:31:36,004 Come on, now. 487 00:31:36,077 --> 00:31:38,375 Let's strike this last incident right off the record. 488 00:31:38,446 --> 00:31:40,346 We don't want anything to spoil the evening. 489 00:31:40,415 --> 00:31:41,882 What an evening we're gonna give you. 490 00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:44,441 All the food you can eat. All the coke you can drink. 491 00:31:44,519 --> 00:31:47,249 - All the dancing you can dance. - And all the sitting-out you can sit. 492 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:48,846 Come on now, Lucille, you've got to go. 493 00:31:48,923 --> 00:31:50,788 It wouldn't be fair to these sweet little maniacs. 494 00:31:50,858 --> 00:31:52,985 Now you're talking. Wait till you hear the band. 495 00:31:53,061 --> 00:31:55,996 Now you're talking. Tommy Dorsey, that's her favorite. 496 00:31:56,064 --> 00:31:58,191 - We have Harry James. - That's her other favorite. 497 00:31:58,266 --> 00:32:00,700 Now, come on, boys. What time does Ball go to bat? 498 00:32:00,768 --> 00:32:02,258 The riot starts at 8:00. 499 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:05,738 And, if I may coin a phrase, she'll be the belle of the brawl. 500 00:32:05,807 --> 00:32:08,037 Very funny, very funny. She'll be there. 501 00:32:08,109 --> 00:32:10,009 8:00, right on the dot. 502 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:17,614 I could coin a phrase, only there's a lady present. 503 00:32:18,219 --> 00:32:19,550 Something wrong? 504 00:32:19,621 --> 00:32:21,987 Jack, I appreciate everything you're trying to do for me, 505 00:32:22,056 --> 00:32:25,287 but the whole thing is sour, and nothing you can say will sweeten it, 506 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,691 so let's just forget it, huh? 507 00:32:26,761 --> 00:32:28,194 You want to throw away your only chance? 508 00:32:28,262 --> 00:32:30,196 But I tell you it'll never pay off. 509 00:32:30,264 --> 00:32:33,062 That little girl is ready to drink an iodine cocktail. 510 00:32:33,134 --> 00:32:35,193 And that Hooper kid is miserable. 511 00:32:35,269 --> 00:32:37,897 And I wouldn't trust that Abbott and Costello he's got with him, either. 512 00:32:37,972 --> 00:32:39,963 They got a funny look in their eye. I'm packing. 513 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:42,601 Now listen, you get in that dance as Helen Smack-in-the-puss, 514 00:32:42,677 --> 00:32:44,872 or whatever it is, and I'll take it from there. 515 00:32:44,946 --> 00:32:48,677 We came here to get you in the papers and we're not leaving until we do. 516 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:51,310 This is Custer's last stand for you. 517 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:54,150 Now take it or take it. 518 00:36:42,550 --> 00:36:45,542 My dear, do you think it's ladylike to drop handkerchiefs? 519 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:48,088 No. That's why I use Kleenex. 520 00:36:50,491 --> 00:36:53,324 If you got any influence with the stag line, 521 00:36:53,394 --> 00:36:56,192 remember, I'm a naturalized citizen. 522 00:37:12,713 --> 00:37:15,807 HS, you really ought to come down for just one dance. 523 00:37:15,883 --> 00:37:17,612 Greenie said he'd dance with you. 524 00:37:17,685 --> 00:37:21,553 Thanks, Gap, but tell Greenie I just despise dancing. 525 00:37:21,622 --> 00:37:25,114 If I were you, I'd certainly give that Mr. Bud Hooper the BO. 526 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:28,325 BO, that's short for brush-off. 527 00:37:31,866 --> 00:37:33,800 - Hiya, brother. - Hello. 528 00:37:34,068 --> 00:37:37,265 - How's the dance? - I just walked past the stag line. 529 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,397 I came up here to get defrosted. 530 00:37:41,809 --> 00:37:43,572 What's the matter? Are your shoes too small? 531 00:37:43,644 --> 00:37:47,171 No, they're the right size but my feet don't believe it. 532 00:37:48,115 --> 00:37:51,175 Say, why aren't you down at the dance being charming? 533 00:37:51,252 --> 00:37:53,083 I don't feel charming. 534 00:37:53,754 --> 00:37:56,279 I wish there was a bus leaving tonight. 535 00:37:56,657 --> 00:37:59,217 It's the last time I ever come on a blind date. 536 00:37:59,293 --> 00:38:01,090 Better than no date. 537 00:38:01,162 --> 00:38:03,289 - You know why I'm here? - Why? 538 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,924 My old man wanted to do a favor for Greenie's father 539 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,128 on account of some contracting work he's trying to get. 540 00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:13,037 I can tell by the way Greenie looks at me, my old man's headed for bankruptcy. 541 00:38:13,107 --> 00:38:16,338 Gee, how I despise the older generation. 542 00:38:16,777 --> 00:38:19,371 How I despise the younger generation. 543 00:38:20,081 --> 00:38:23,073 I'd hang myself but I got a dentist appointment on Tuesday. 544 00:38:23,150 --> 00:38:25,516 Why don't you go back and take another chance? 545 00:38:25,586 --> 00:38:26,917 Might as well. 546 00:38:27,922 --> 00:38:30,755 Maybe I can get a dance with the chaperone. 547 00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:42,499 How about it? Do you wanna dance? 548 00:38:43,371 --> 00:38:45,339 Well, no harm in trying. 549 00:38:53,781 --> 00:38:59,151 Every time my heart begins to dance 550 00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:04,419 The world steps on my little toes 551 00:39:04,825 --> 00:39:09,455 Every time I take a little chance 552 00:39:09,797 --> 00:39:14,757 I pay right through my little nose 553 00:39:15,036 --> 00:39:19,803 Every time I fly my little kite 554 00:39:20,041 --> 00:39:24,205 It catches on a tree 555 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:30,744 Every time I throw an anchor out 556 00:39:30,818 --> 00:39:34,982 It pulls me in the sea 557 00:39:37,324 --> 00:39:42,387 Every time I feel a little glow 558 00:39:42,696 --> 00:39:48,032 I always get a little shock 559 00:39:48,436 --> 00:39:53,738 Every time I stick my little chin out 560 00:39:54,241 --> 00:39:57,574 Always get a little knock 561 00:39:57,645 --> 00:40:01,411 And when I aim 562 00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:05,646 my arrows at the sun 563 00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:11,420 They always miss their mark 564 00:40:13,694 --> 00:40:18,859 Leaving just a lonely 565 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:24,738 lady in the dark 566 00:40:33,914 --> 00:40:35,905 Schless. Schless. 567 00:40:35,983 --> 00:40:37,245 - Hurry up. Quick. - What? 568 00:40:37,318 --> 00:40:38,342 - He's coming. - Who? 569 00:40:38,419 --> 00:40:40,046 - Does it matter who? It's a he. - Bud Hooper. 570 00:40:40,121 --> 00:40:41,850 We met him outside and he asked us where you were. 571 00:40:41,922 --> 00:40:43,719 - And he's on his way over. - We beat him here. 572 00:40:43,791 --> 00:40:45,224 Three can run faster than one. 573 00:40:45,292 --> 00:40:47,522 Well, I'm certainly not interested in anything 574 00:40:47,595 --> 00:40:49,392 concerning that party you mentioned. 575 00:40:49,463 --> 00:40:50,521 - Where's my dress? - Over here. 576 00:40:50,598 --> 00:40:51,826 Oh, please help me, girls. 577 00:40:51,899 --> 00:40:53,457 - Oh, I hope it's not too wrinkled. - No, no. 578 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,331 Hold it carefully. Get my shoes and my bag. 579 00:40:55,402 --> 00:40:57,097 - You get in here. - Come on, help me, Ethel. 580 00:40:57,171 --> 00:40:58,900 - Bring the shoes. - Yeah, I got them. 581 00:40:58,973 --> 00:41:02,204 - Unfasten my dress here on this side. - Here. 582 00:41:05,312 --> 00:41:06,574 I'll get it. 583 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:17,684 - Would you please... - Madame will see you in just a minute. 584 00:41:17,758 --> 00:41:19,123 - Madame? - Madame. 585 00:41:19,193 --> 00:41:21,354 That's French for madame. 586 00:41:21,428 --> 00:41:25,125 Say, you know, you're what I like, tall men. 587 00:41:25,766 --> 00:41:27,757 You must be well over 4 feet. 588 00:41:29,703 --> 00:41:34,265 Is Helen... I mean, would you please tell madame that I'd like to see her? 589 00:41:34,341 --> 00:41:36,206 Oui, oui, monster. 590 00:41:38,212 --> 00:41:40,203 Go on in. Yeah. 591 00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:47,715 - Helen. - Did you wish to see me? 592 00:41:48,122 --> 00:41:50,682 Gosh, you look beautiful. 593 00:41:51,358 --> 00:41:53,485 Is that all you have to say for yourself? 594 00:41:53,561 --> 00:41:57,895 Well, I came to ask you two things: to do me a favor, and to please trust me. 595 00:41:58,299 --> 00:41:59,823 Well, I trust you. 596 00:42:00,701 --> 00:42:02,635 That really was Lucille Ball, wasn't it? 597 00:42:02,703 --> 00:42:06,571 Yes, but she doesn't mean anything to me. Not the way you do. 598 00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:10,873 Why, you've been my ideal ever since we started school together. 599 00:42:17,651 --> 00:42:20,984 - I want to believe you. - Honest, Helen. 600 00:42:21,655 --> 00:42:23,282 I do believe you. 601 00:42:25,192 --> 00:42:28,684 Well, I've gotta go back now, but I'm glad we're friends again. 602 00:42:28,762 --> 00:42:31,526 So am I. Just wait till I fix my hair. It won't take a minute. 603 00:42:31,599 --> 00:42:33,430 But, Helen, that's what I wanted to ask you. 604 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:34,967 What? 605 00:42:35,035 --> 00:42:37,367 Well, you see, Miss Ball, she's waiting for me. 606 00:42:37,438 --> 00:42:41,670 She came 3,000 miles just for this. It's something about the newspapers. 607 00:42:42,209 --> 00:42:45,042 And that's what I meant when I wanted you to do me a favor. 608 00:42:45,112 --> 00:42:46,101 I'd just like to know 609 00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:48,774 where you get the money to go out with movie stars, that's all. 610 00:42:48,849 --> 00:42:52,410 If you had enough for the show and a chocolate float, I was lucky. 611 00:42:52,486 --> 00:42:55,421 Well, go ahead, tell me. What's the favor? 612 00:42:57,558 --> 00:42:59,753 For you not to go to the dance. 613 00:43:02,363 --> 00:43:03,694 For me not to go? 614 00:43:03,764 --> 00:43:05,857 Well, you see there's one Helen Schlessenger down there now. 615 00:43:05,933 --> 00:43:08,299 If another one shows up, I'll be in a terrible predicament. 616 00:43:08,369 --> 00:43:10,633 Besides, they won't let you in. 617 00:43:11,605 --> 00:43:15,735 - So I'm not good enough for you. - Helen, you're too good for me. 618 00:43:16,610 --> 00:43:19,044 But I'll make up for this if it takes my whole life. 619 00:43:19,113 --> 00:43:23,015 I don't want your whole life. I don't want anything to do with you. 620 00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:26,077 I thought when you came up here you wanted... 621 00:43:26,754 --> 00:43:29,518 - Oh, I just hate you, that's all. - Helen. 622 00:43:30,057 --> 00:43:33,993 Would you kindly leave the ladies' room, or shall I call the chaperone? 623 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:53,440 Here they come. 624 00:43:53,514 --> 00:43:56,972 Well, did you get everything all straightened out with Helen Hashslinger? 625 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:58,848 - Well... - Oh, yes. Everything's fine. 626 00:43:58,919 --> 00:44:01,183 Oh, well, that's good because we're going to have some fun. 627 00:44:01,255 --> 00:44:04,349 You know, I haven't been to a prom since I made my last college picture. 628 00:44:04,425 --> 00:44:05,483 Come on. 629 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:08,119 I guess this makes you feel young again, huh? 630 00:44:11,432 --> 00:44:14,458 Yes, it does, you dear boy. 631 00:44:15,369 --> 00:44:18,099 Well, come on, kiddies, come along with Grandma. 632 00:44:24,345 --> 00:44:27,678 Elwood C. Hooper and Miss Helen Schlessenger. 633 00:44:32,886 --> 00:44:34,353 Hey, Dutch, 634 00:44:35,556 --> 00:44:37,581 that ain't standard equipment. 635 00:44:37,658 --> 00:44:41,150 - Where did he get her? - Black market. 636 00:44:42,830 --> 00:44:46,266 Well, this is a nice party. I think I'll stay. 637 00:44:46,333 --> 00:44:48,631 - Would you check this for me, please? - With pleasure. 638 00:44:48,702 --> 00:44:51,466 - Oh, check this, Dutch? - It's a privilege. 639 00:44:51,538 --> 00:44:53,335 Bud, check it. 640 00:44:55,909 --> 00:44:57,638 - Oh, Miss Ball? - Yes. 641 00:44:57,711 --> 00:45:00,305 How about a tall order of terpsichore? 642 00:45:01,081 --> 00:45:05,347 - No, thanks, never touch the stuff. - It ain't a drink, it's a dance. 643 00:45:06,553 --> 00:45:08,248 May I borrow your frame? 644 00:45:08,322 --> 00:45:11,814 Before I'd trust you with it, sonny, you'd have to get two co-signers. 645 00:45:11,892 --> 00:45:15,794 - But, Miss Ball, don't you want to dance? - Certainly, with Bud. 646 00:45:17,264 --> 00:45:20,461 - Hey, wait a minute. I've got an idea. - No. 647 00:45:20,534 --> 00:45:23,765 We'll have the first dance and let Bud and Hunk sit it out. 648 00:45:23,837 --> 00:45:27,329 Then while they're dancing the next one, we'll sit it out. 649 00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:30,942 Did anyone ever tell you you were brilliant and charming? 650 00:45:31,011 --> 00:45:32,069 No. 651 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:35,081 - Then whatever gave you the idea? - Yeah. 652 00:45:35,749 --> 00:45:37,876 Whatever did give you the idea? 653 00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:43,255 It's very cozy here, but let's go out on the floor, huh? 654 00:45:43,323 --> 00:45:45,917 Well, couldn't we go outside, where it's dark? 655 00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:47,153 Why, Bud! 656 00:45:47,227 --> 00:45:49,957 Oh, I didn't mean what I sounded like I meant. 657 00:45:51,031 --> 00:45:55,434 Don't worry. If anyone recognizes me, I'll deny I'm that awful Lucille Ball. 658 00:45:55,769 --> 00:45:57,031 May I cut in? 659 00:45:57,104 --> 00:46:00,938 - Well, where you been all evening? - I was delayed by a rebuke. 660 00:46:06,580 --> 00:46:10,448 Dutch, I've developed a strange habit. I like to breathe. 661 00:46:11,351 --> 00:46:13,683 I'm practicing to be a commando. 662 00:46:16,256 --> 00:46:17,689 May I cut in? 663 00:46:19,626 --> 00:46:21,856 I hardly got my motor started. 664 00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:28,498 I've been passed around so much, I feel like a lead quarter. 665 00:46:29,136 --> 00:46:33,869 Gee, Miss Ball, you really send me, but I'm too smart to go. 666 00:46:37,244 --> 00:46:40,611 It's very cozy in here, but let's go out on the floor, huh? 667 00:46:40,681 --> 00:46:42,512 Oh, I said that, didn't I? 668 00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:45,746 On the floor? And let the stag line see you? 669 00:46:45,819 --> 00:46:49,016 If they only knew what we've got all to ourselves? 670 00:46:49,089 --> 00:46:51,489 Just look at them drooling. 671 00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:52,376 - Oh, Mr. James? - Yes. 672 00:48:52,446 --> 00:48:53,879 That was awfully good. 673 00:48:53,947 --> 00:48:56,381 But I certainly hope you're not gonna stick to the classics. 674 00:48:56,450 --> 00:48:59,419 - Well, what's wrong with the classics? - Oh, brother, I can't stand them. 675 00:48:59,486 --> 00:49:00,544 You can't? 676 00:49:00,621 --> 00:49:02,145 Say, maybe we've got something in common. 677 00:49:02,222 --> 00:49:04,952 If it's common, we got it. 678 00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:06,117 Well, if you don't like The Bee, 679 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:07,888 stop buzzing around and tell us what you do like. 680 00:49:07,961 --> 00:49:10,896 - The Three B's. - The Three B's? Okay. 681 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:14,964 Boys, the hive is full of jive. Let's wrap it up so they can sell it. 682 00:49:26,013 --> 00:49:28,641 I never wanna hear Johann Sebastian Bach 683 00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:31,479 And I don't wanna listen to Ludwig Beethoven 684 00:49:31,551 --> 00:49:34,486 And I don't give a hoot for old Johannes Brahms 685 00:49:34,554 --> 00:49:37,284 The B's we want are these 686 00:49:37,357 --> 00:49:40,121 The B's we want are these 687 00:49:40,193 --> 00:49:41,683 They're the barrelhouse 688 00:49:41,762 --> 00:49:43,127 The boogie-woogie 689 00:49:43,196 --> 00:49:45,562 And the blues 690 00:49:45,866 --> 00:49:47,663 Yes, the barrelhouse 691 00:49:47,734 --> 00:49:51,534 the boogie-woogie and the blues 692 00:49:51,605 --> 00:49:54,472 Oh, the barrelhouse makes you want to carouse 693 00:49:54,541 --> 00:49:57,339 And every boogie beat will raise your heat 694 00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:59,436 And when they start to play the blues 695 00:49:59,513 --> 00:50:03,210 You'll never, never choose to lose the blues 696 00:50:03,283 --> 00:50:08,585 Oh, the blues will really get you 697 00:50:08,922 --> 00:50:13,018 And the barrelhouse is bound to upset you 698 00:50:14,895 --> 00:50:18,023 And the boogie-woogie beat will drive you straight to distraction 699 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:19,292 Hey, let's go, professors 700 00:50:19,366 --> 00:50:20,731 Get a solid reaction 701 00:50:20,801 --> 00:50:22,393 From the barrelhouse 702 00:50:22,469 --> 00:50:26,371 The boog-boog-boog-boog boogie and the blues 703 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,305 - Yes, the barrelhouse - Yeah 704 00:50:28,375 --> 00:50:32,334 The boogie-woogie and the blues 705 00:50:32,412 --> 00:50:35,279 When a Dixieland band gets up on the stand 706 00:50:35,348 --> 00:50:38,181 You'll hear the trombones slide and start to ride 707 00:50:38,251 --> 00:50:40,048 So make them play those dirty 708 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,851 dirty hurdy-gurdy barrelhouse, boogie and blues 709 00:50:44,391 --> 00:50:47,292 The barrelhouse, boogie and blues 710 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:52,889 The barrelhouse the boogie-woogie and the blues 711 00:50:52,966 --> 00:50:55,764 It's plain to see now They can't agree now 712 00:50:55,836 --> 00:50:58,600 'Cause everyone likes a different B now 713 00:50:58,672 --> 00:51:00,071 We're up a tree now 714 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:01,664 We don't know which to choose 715 00:51:01,742 --> 00:51:04,575 The barrelhouse the boogie-woogie or the blues 716 00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:07,511 Cut out the fury We'll be the jury 717 00:51:07,581 --> 00:51:10,482 You'll have to show us We're from Missouri 718 00:51:10,550 --> 00:51:13,849 We'll reach a verdict if you will let us choose 719 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,117 The barrelhouse the boogie-woogie and the blues 720 00:51:22,863 --> 00:51:25,764 I love the boogie 'cause it tickles my spine 721 00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:28,733 I love the boogie 'cause it's fresh and it's fine 722 00:51:28,802 --> 00:51:30,997 Just like a cigarette with modern design 723 00:51:31,071 --> 00:51:32,936 That's why I love the boogie-woogie 724 00:51:33,006 --> 00:51:34,633 - Yes, yes - Yes, yes 725 00:51:34,708 --> 00:51:37,302 It seems to knock the wind right out of my chest 726 00:51:37,377 --> 00:51:40,471 It's so darn good it makes a fool of the rest 727 00:51:40,547 --> 00:51:42,811 Just goes to show you that the boogie's the best 728 00:51:42,883 --> 00:51:44,783 That's why I love the boogie-woogie 729 00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:45,943 - Yes, yes - Yes, yes 730 00:51:46,019 --> 00:51:48,044 It's right as rain as low as a thunder 731 00:51:48,121 --> 00:51:51,648 High as a cloud and sweet as a cake 732 00:51:51,725 --> 00:51:54,057 It's got a kick like mountain liquor 733 00:51:54,127 --> 00:51:57,790 And it's as slick and hard to take as Veronica Lake 734 00:51:58,698 --> 00:52:01,258 It picks you up and then it knocks you right down 735 00:52:01,334 --> 00:52:04,235 It makes you laugh and play and act like a clown 736 00:52:04,304 --> 00:52:06,670 No other music has the right to the crown 737 00:52:06,740 --> 00:52:09,573 'Cause there's nothing that will raise your heat 738 00:52:10,010 --> 00:52:11,875 Like the boogie-woogie beat 739 00:52:11,945 --> 00:52:13,310 Don't mean the barrelhouse 740 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:14,779 Like the boogie-woogie beat 741 00:52:14,848 --> 00:52:15,940 Don't mean the blues 742 00:52:16,016 --> 00:52:19,281 I love the boogie-woogie beat 743 00:52:19,352 --> 00:52:21,149 She loves the boogie-woogie beat 744 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:22,313 Reet 745 00:52:25,792 --> 00:52:30,388 I love the boogie, too 746 00:52:30,463 --> 00:52:35,457 But not when I'm feeling blue 747 00:52:40,674 --> 00:52:44,337 I get the blues in the mornin' 748 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:47,278 The blues at night 749 00:52:47,347 --> 00:52:52,910 I even get the blues when I'm feelin'right 750 00:52:52,986 --> 00:52:57,946 'Cause it sounds so good 751 00:52:58,024 --> 00:53:03,519 And it feels so good 752 00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:07,294 And it is so good 753 00:53:07,367 --> 00:53:11,997 The best jazz music there is 754 00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:22,108 I love the blues as well 755 00:53:22,182 --> 00:53:27,142 But not when I'm feeling swell 756 00:53:29,556 --> 00:53:33,424 When I'm feeling kind of chummy and I wanna join the scrummy 757 00:53:33,493 --> 00:53:35,358 I go barrelhouse, barrelhouse 758 00:53:35,428 --> 00:53:36,986 Don't make 'em send me down 759 00:53:37,063 --> 00:53:39,793 The atmosphere is squalid but the band is really solid 760 00:53:39,866 --> 00:53:41,595 They play barrelhouse, barrelhouse 761 00:53:41,668 --> 00:53:43,659 They really go to town 762 00:53:43,737 --> 00:53:46,729 The beat is steady as a rock there 763 00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:49,400 They play till 5 or 6 o'clock there 764 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:50,943 You'll be mighty glad you found 'em 765 00:53:51,011 --> 00:53:52,444 It's a treat to be around 'em 766 00:53:52,512 --> 00:53:56,107 While they sock it beat it, kill it, bang it 767 00:53:56,182 --> 00:54:01,916 The barrelhouse will make you drunk as a souse on jazz 768 00:54:01,988 --> 00:54:05,617 It's the barrelhouse the boogie-woogie and the blues 769 00:54:05,692 --> 00:54:08,661 It's the barrelhouse the boogie-woogie and the blues 770 00:54:08,728 --> 00:54:11,891 It's the barrelhouse the boogie-woogie and the blues 771 00:54:11,965 --> 00:54:15,128 It's the barrelhouse the boogie-woogie and the blues 772 00:54:15,201 --> 00:54:21,071 When they play the B's it'll take the lead out of your shoes 773 00:54:27,747 --> 00:54:29,612 Talkin'about those three B's 774 00:54:29,683 --> 00:54:31,150 Talkin'about those three B's 775 00:54:31,217 --> 00:54:32,650 Talkin'about those three B's 776 00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:36,382 One, two, three 777 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:44,387 One, one, two One, two, three B's 778 00:54:52,302 --> 00:54:55,237 Mr. and Mrs. Samuel J. Miller. Good evening. 779 00:54:55,806 --> 00:54:59,173 Mr. and Mrs. Terrence Walker. Good evening. 780 00:54:59,910 --> 00:55:02,845 Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Ritterman. Good evening. 781 00:55:03,647 --> 00:55:06,241 - Has Mr. Dinwiddie arrived yet? - Just a minute, I'll see, sir. 782 00:55:06,316 --> 00:55:07,442 I am so sorry. 783 00:55:07,517 --> 00:55:09,951 - That's quite all right, sir. - I'm so sorry this thing happened. 784 00:55:10,020 --> 00:55:12,011 Oh, well, that's all right. I'll pick them up. 785 00:55:12,089 --> 00:55:14,614 Mr. and Mrs. Roger K. Coleman. Good evening. 786 00:55:16,326 --> 00:55:19,124 Mrs. Herman Dalyrimple. Good... 787 00:55:20,063 --> 00:55:22,554 - Oh, I beg your pardon, sir. - That's quite all right. 788 00:55:22,632 --> 00:55:26,261 - The missus couldn't come. - Just a moment, sir. 789 00:55:27,170 --> 00:55:28,967 - Take over, mister. - Yes, sir. 790 00:55:35,145 --> 00:55:38,603 Sir, there's a gentleman trying to get in with this invitation. 791 00:55:40,851 --> 00:55:43,513 - Well, I'll handle it. - Yes, sir. 792 00:55:49,326 --> 00:55:52,295 Well, good evening, Mrs. Dalyrimple. 793 00:55:52,629 --> 00:55:56,429 I'm not Mrs. Dalyrimple, as you can plainly see. 794 00:55:56,666 --> 00:55:58,964 The little woman couldn't come. 795 00:55:59,035 --> 00:56:01,230 She's in bed with a sprained ankle. 796 00:56:02,139 --> 00:56:04,266 Fell off her pogo stick, no doubt. 797 00:56:05,008 --> 00:56:07,374 Yes, you know those pogo sticks. 798 00:56:07,444 --> 00:56:10,436 - Yes, and who are you, sir? - Well, I'm Mr. Dalyrimple. 799 00:56:10,514 --> 00:56:11,913 Well, now, that's fine. 800 00:56:11,982 --> 00:56:15,247 Let me introduce you to your wife, Mrs. Dalyrimple. 801 00:56:17,521 --> 00:56:19,648 - How do you do? - How do you do? 802 00:56:19,723 --> 00:56:20,917 If you're my husband, 803 00:56:20,991 --> 00:56:24,483 you certainly look marvelous for a man who's been dead 10 years. 804 00:56:24,561 --> 00:56:27,655 Well, well, it's a small world, you know. Isn't it? 805 00:57:09,072 --> 00:57:11,040 Well, thank you. 806 00:57:24,354 --> 00:57:26,185 Good evening, Captain Bradd. 807 00:57:34,931 --> 00:57:38,298 Just a minute, waiter. I'd like a piece of that cake. 808 00:57:44,708 --> 00:57:48,610 - Oh, Captain Bradd, let me get you a plate. - Yes. 809 00:57:48,678 --> 00:57:50,908 - And a fork, perhaps? - Thank you. 810 00:57:54,618 --> 00:57:56,916 Well, well, well. 811 00:57:56,987 --> 00:57:59,888 Why, Mr. O'Riley. Your tongue's hanging out. 812 00:58:01,958 --> 00:58:05,052 Well, I see you gentlemen are taking good care of my little flower. 813 00:58:05,128 --> 00:58:08,188 Oh, yes, yes. The boys are cutting me up very nicely. 814 00:58:08,365 --> 00:58:11,391 Say, where's that hocus-pocus, out of focus? 815 00:58:11,468 --> 00:58:13,732 Who, Chester? He'll be here when we need him. 816 00:58:13,803 --> 00:58:15,896 Oh, well, that's fine, because my little Prince Charming 817 00:58:15,972 --> 00:58:19,908 may break down any minute and dance with me out on the floor. 818 00:58:21,011 --> 00:58:22,171 Excuse me. 819 00:58:25,549 --> 00:58:27,244 Pardon me, Miss Talbert. 820 00:58:39,863 --> 00:58:41,922 Will you dance with me? 821 00:58:44,601 --> 00:58:46,626 Pardon me for sweeping you off your feet this way, 822 00:58:46,703 --> 00:58:49,365 but something happened that made me want to dance. 823 00:58:49,439 --> 00:58:50,599 And only with you. 824 00:58:50,674 --> 00:58:53,165 I know we've never met, we've never seen each other, 825 00:58:53,243 --> 00:58:57,475 but my instinct tells me that you're young and gay and beautiful. 826 00:58:58,114 --> 00:58:59,479 Thanks, bub. 827 00:59:00,617 --> 00:59:02,084 A gremlin. 828 00:59:03,286 --> 00:59:06,653 You mad, foolish boy, risking your life to dance with me. 829 00:59:06,723 --> 00:59:09,988 - Suppose my lover should return? - That's just what I was thinking. 830 00:59:10,060 --> 00:59:13,120 This is no time to think. This is romance. 831 00:59:13,196 --> 00:59:15,289 Get all you can before it's rationed. 832 00:59:16,433 --> 00:59:20,631 But can't we sit this out outside while you stay in here? 833 00:59:20,704 --> 00:59:23,468 Listen, you can't insult me and get away with it. 834 00:59:23,540 --> 00:59:26,202 As a matter of fact, you can't insult me. 835 00:59:30,614 --> 00:59:32,514 And this is where I get off. 836 00:59:34,017 --> 00:59:36,110 - Here you are, ladies. - Thank you. 837 00:59:38,154 --> 00:59:41,419 If men would realize that beauty is only skin deep. 838 00:59:42,559 --> 00:59:44,493 Maybe I ought to get skinned. 839 00:59:44,561 --> 00:59:47,587 My first prom, a fiasco. 840 00:59:47,664 --> 00:59:50,428 Well, maybe the boys are here and can't find us. 841 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:52,525 - Will this be all? - Yeah. 842 00:59:52,902 --> 00:59:54,893 Unless you want to dance. 843 00:59:56,139 --> 00:59:57,538 This isn't mine. 844 00:59:57,607 --> 00:59:59,802 What're you trying to do, switch capes on me? 845 00:59:59,876 --> 01:00:02,868 - It's number 62. - What is this, a clip joint? 846 01:00:02,946 --> 01:00:05,346 - Sure this isn't yours? - Positive. 847 01:00:05,415 --> 01:00:06,746 "Lucille Ball." 848 01:00:06,816 --> 01:00:08,215 - Lucille Ball! - Lucille Ball! 849 01:00:08,284 --> 01:00:12,721 Do I look like Lucille Ball? Definitely not. 850 01:00:12,789 --> 01:00:15,257 Lucille Ball, is she here? 851 01:00:15,325 --> 01:00:17,350 I don't know. Bud Hooper checked this. 852 01:00:17,427 --> 01:00:20,590 - Was Hunk Hoyt with him? - And Dutch and a woman. 853 01:00:20,997 --> 01:00:23,227 Say, maybe that was Lucille Ball. 854 01:00:23,299 --> 01:00:24,664 Come on, Ethel. 855 01:00:32,742 --> 01:00:35,540 What has Lucille Ball got that I haven't got? 856 01:00:36,012 --> 01:00:37,980 Don't answer that, you beast. 857 01:00:39,282 --> 01:00:42,115 Now look, if you boys are tired, 858 01:00:42,185 --> 01:00:44,949 I can convoy Miss Ball around the entire campus again. 859 01:00:45,021 --> 01:00:46,852 Oh, no, thanks. No more walks. 860 01:00:46,923 --> 01:00:48,754 Now that I've returned safely from this one. 861 01:00:48,825 --> 01:00:49,883 Are you tired? 862 01:00:49,959 --> 01:00:53,656 We have covered more roads than Bing Crosby and Bob Hope. 863 01:00:53,730 --> 01:00:55,595 Holy cow! The chicks. 864 01:00:55,665 --> 01:00:58,566 - Well, fancy meeting you here. - Yeah, fancy. 865 01:00:58,635 --> 01:01:00,262 We were wondering why we couldn't find you. 866 01:01:00,336 --> 01:01:01,826 Oh, you were? 867 01:01:02,639 --> 01:01:05,267 - Pardon me, Miss Schlessenger. - Yes? 868 01:01:05,341 --> 01:01:09,471 As Shakespeare once said, "Who steals a name steals very little, 869 01:01:09,913 --> 01:01:12,507 "but who steals this, steals trash." 870 01:01:12,782 --> 01:01:15,683 Oh, that Shakespeare sure gets off some good ones. 871 01:01:16,586 --> 01:01:17,780 Go away, will you, Ethel? 872 01:01:17,854 --> 01:01:19,253 Why don't you do what Bud says? 873 01:01:19,322 --> 01:01:20,949 Bud, stag line's coming. 874 01:01:21,024 --> 01:01:23,151 Miss Ball, there's something outside I forgot to show you. 875 01:01:23,226 --> 01:01:26,024 It's probably the most interesting thing you ever saw. 876 01:01:31,601 --> 01:01:33,432 - Where is she? - Who? 877 01:01:33,503 --> 01:01:35,198 You know who. Black market. 878 01:01:35,271 --> 01:01:36,602 We're moving in on your territory. 879 01:01:36,673 --> 01:01:37,662 Yeah. 880 01:01:37,741 --> 01:01:40,403 - You're insubordinate. - Yeah, but you're outnumbered. 881 01:01:40,477 --> 01:01:41,967 Yeah. 882 01:01:42,045 --> 01:01:44,946 Pardon me, sir. This is war. You gotta share. 883 01:01:45,782 --> 01:01:47,443 Gentlemen. Gentlemen. 884 01:01:47,517 --> 01:01:51,453 If you're referring to a certain middle-aged actress, she's outside. 885 01:01:54,124 --> 01:01:56,285 Men, we'll spread out and cover the campus. 886 01:01:56,359 --> 01:01:58,486 Whoever finds her, I hope it's me. 887 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,832 All the boys have gone. 888 01:02:11,908 --> 01:02:15,241 How do you like that! They draft them while your back is turned. 889 01:02:15,612 --> 01:02:16,840 - Bud? - Yeah. 890 01:02:17,313 --> 01:02:18,974 Please get my wrap. I'm leaving. 891 01:02:19,048 --> 01:02:23,178 Leaving? The dance? Oh, you want to protect me. 892 01:02:23,887 --> 01:02:26,947 That's swell of you, Miss Ball, but I don't want to spoil your evening. 893 01:02:27,023 --> 01:02:29,355 I mean, any more than I have already. 894 01:02:29,692 --> 01:02:31,319 Bud, you're a nice boy. 895 01:02:31,561 --> 01:02:34,587 And this has been a night that I'll always remember. 896 01:02:34,664 --> 01:02:37,098 But please get my wrap, I'll wait here. 897 01:02:37,167 --> 01:02:39,795 I wish you wouldn't leave. I'll get your wrap. 898 01:02:47,076 --> 01:02:49,840 - Lucille. - Well, if it isn't the big idea man. 899 01:02:49,913 --> 01:02:52,609 - Where's one-bulb Chester? - He's ready to take pictures. 900 01:02:52,682 --> 01:02:56,618 You can't quit now. Baby, I've got you on third base. 901 01:02:56,686 --> 01:02:59,746 I wish you were on third base and I was wearing spikes. 902 01:03:00,557 --> 01:03:04,084 I've come 3,000 miles to meet my adoring public. 903 01:03:04,494 --> 01:03:06,894 One dog greets me at the station. 904 01:03:07,096 --> 01:03:10,122 The three Rover boys drag me here as Helen Double-talk. 905 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,636 They dance my feet off in the corner. I wind up hiding in some wet bushes. 906 01:03:13,703 --> 01:03:17,696 And, if I play my cards right, I can be in a sanitarium by morning. 907 01:03:20,443 --> 01:03:21,535 Look. 908 01:03:24,714 --> 01:03:28,775 That pack of wolves proves my point. The American boy wants you. 909 01:03:29,152 --> 01:03:31,177 Well, then, Bud Hooper must be a foreigner. 910 01:03:31,254 --> 01:03:34,553 Besides, the poor kid will get in a jam if I stay here. So I'm leaving. 911 01:03:34,624 --> 01:03:38,424 I'll see you at the hotel, unless my luck takes a turn for the better. 912 01:03:40,663 --> 01:03:43,996 - Bud, we were looking all over for you. - Where is she? 913 01:03:44,601 --> 01:03:46,398 She wants me to take her home. 914 01:03:46,469 --> 01:03:48,528 I think, maybe, she's not having a good time. 915 01:03:48,605 --> 01:03:50,072 You're wrong, Bud. 916 01:03:51,474 --> 01:03:52,736 You're wrong. 917 01:03:52,809 --> 01:03:56,210 Of course, she's having a good time. Don't let on I told you. 918 01:03:56,279 --> 01:03:58,509 - She's only going for your sake. - My sake? 919 01:03:58,581 --> 01:04:00,811 Yeah, she thinks you want to get rid of her. Poor kid. 920 01:04:00,884 --> 01:04:02,579 She's broken-hearted and hurt. 921 01:04:02,652 --> 01:04:05,280 - Oh, but I... - Of course, she doesn't show it. 922 01:04:05,989 --> 01:04:08,514 - What a trooper. - You can't do this to her. 923 01:04:08,591 --> 01:04:13,187 Can't you have one dance with her? Something for her to treasure? 924 01:04:13,263 --> 01:04:15,663 - Yeah. The Ring Waltz. - Yeah. 925 01:04:15,732 --> 01:04:17,563 That's the least you can do. 926 01:04:18,001 --> 01:04:20,993 Well, I'll try and make her stay. 927 01:04:22,272 --> 01:04:24,570 I don't want to break two hearts in one night. 928 01:04:24,641 --> 01:04:28,338 Bud, you're Winsocki. 929 01:05:33,543 --> 01:05:39,709 My first promise at my first prom 930 01:05:39,782 --> 01:05:45,243 Is to dance the waltzes with you 931 01:05:46,789 --> 01:05:53,319 I'll take chances with other dancers 932 01:05:53,696 --> 01:05:59,430 But no one waltzes like you 933 01:06:00,737 --> 01:06:07,540 We belong together 934 01:06:08,044 --> 01:06:14,381 So don't ever let them take 935 01:06:14,884 --> 01:06:18,320 the waltzes from us 936 01:06:18,388 --> 01:06:21,846 For that's my promise 937 01:06:22,558 --> 01:06:29,157 at my first 938 01:06:32,135 --> 01:06:36,834 prom 939 01:07:00,163 --> 01:07:03,098 Mr. Robert Myers and Miss Eve Bennett. 940 01:07:31,794 --> 01:07:34,388 Mr. Harvey Hoyt and Miss Minerva Pierce. 941 01:07:49,645 --> 01:07:52,045 I'm only doing this so as not to embarrass you. 942 01:07:52,115 --> 01:07:54,606 But gosh, Min, I danced with Miss Ball, 943 01:07:54,684 --> 01:07:57,312 but honest, I was only doing it for Bud. 944 01:07:57,386 --> 01:08:01,914 - Well, did you have to hold her so tight? - Well, Bud's crazy about her. 945 01:08:07,830 --> 01:08:10,731 Mr. Walter Billings and Miss Marjorie Dale. 946 01:08:17,373 --> 01:08:21,070 Morton, this takes me back 20 years. 947 01:08:21,677 --> 01:08:23,008 Forty. 948 01:08:32,088 --> 01:08:34,716 My first promise at my first prom 949 01:08:34,790 --> 01:08:37,122 Is never come to another 950 01:08:37,460 --> 01:08:39,018 Checking out? 951 01:08:39,729 --> 01:08:42,197 Yeah, I'm going to sleep at the hotel. 952 01:08:42,265 --> 01:08:44,597 The music kind of keeps me awake. 953 01:08:44,667 --> 01:08:48,194 For everybody else it's a dance. For me, it's a concert. 954 01:08:48,404 --> 01:08:52,465 The trouble with you is you place too much importance on men. 955 01:08:53,109 --> 01:08:56,840 Believe me, they aren't worth it. Thank goodness I'm self-sufficient. 956 01:08:56,913 --> 01:08:58,346 At least you've lived. 957 01:08:58,414 --> 01:09:01,645 The only boy who ever kissed me was my 2-year-old nephew. 958 01:09:01,717 --> 01:09:04,242 He was teething and had to bite something. 959 01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:07,346 Mr. Elwood C. Hooper and Miss Helen Schlessenger. 960 01:09:07,423 --> 01:09:10,620 - Hey, you're on. Come on. - I can't go in there. 961 01:09:10,693 --> 01:09:12,718 - Come on. It's Elwood C. Hooper. - Oh, but no... 962 01:09:15,164 --> 01:09:18,327 Mr. Elwood C. Hooper and Miss Helen Schlessenger. 963 01:09:25,841 --> 01:09:27,741 Please let me go. Please let me go. 964 01:09:27,810 --> 01:09:29,835 - Schless, don't let her get away with it. - What? 965 01:09:29,912 --> 01:09:32,608 She's dancing under your name. Do something. 966 01:09:32,682 --> 01:09:34,741 Yeah. Sue her, for breach of prom. 967 01:09:34,817 --> 01:09:36,011 Oh, but I can't really... 968 01:09:36,085 --> 01:09:39,987 Oh, but this is bigger than you are. This is for all womanhood. 969 01:09:52,268 --> 01:09:54,759 Stop! Stop the music! Stop! 970 01:09:55,805 --> 01:09:58,638 - Bud. Oh, Bud. - Well, this is a fine time to cut in, dear. 971 01:09:58,708 --> 01:09:59,834 Helen, go away. 972 01:09:59,909 --> 01:10:02,434 I always wanted to meet you, Miss Schlessenger. 973 01:10:02,511 --> 01:10:06,311 May I have a souvenir? Look. I got a souvenir. 974 01:10:06,983 --> 01:10:08,780 Girls! Girls! Please! 975 01:10:08,851 --> 01:10:10,546 Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Please, gentlemen! 976 01:10:10,620 --> 01:10:12,611 Look out. Let go of her. 977 01:10:15,658 --> 01:10:17,558 Stop it! Stop it! 978 01:10:26,435 --> 01:10:28,300 Lucille Ball! 979 01:10:28,371 --> 01:10:31,067 Brats! You barbarians! You little stinkers! 980 01:10:31,140 --> 01:10:33,472 - Get that picture. - Come on, fellows. 981 01:10:33,542 --> 01:10:35,009 Come on, Miss Ball. 982 01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:37,844 Nice work. 983 01:10:39,582 --> 01:10:42,517 - I got that one, too. - So did I. Come on. 984 01:10:43,219 --> 01:10:44,516 Fun is fun, 985 01:10:45,054 --> 01:10:48,615 but never in my experience have I witnessed such unruly behavior. 986 01:10:49,058 --> 01:10:50,753 Where is the sentry who was on the door? 987 01:10:50,826 --> 01:10:51,918 Here, sir. 988 01:10:52,261 --> 01:10:55,321 You know the rules. Why didn't you report the presence of this movie actress 989 01:10:55,398 --> 01:10:56,524 who came in with Hooper? 990 01:10:56,599 --> 01:10:59,033 Well, sir, she said her name was Helen Schlessenger. 991 01:10:59,101 --> 01:11:01,661 I didn't realize she was Lucille Ball till her dress came off. 992 01:11:01,737 --> 01:11:03,796 - That will be all. - Yes, sir. 993 01:11:04,540 --> 01:11:07,202 - What about Hooper? - We're making satisfactory progress, sir. 994 01:11:07,276 --> 01:11:10,609 - You've found him? - No, but we've got his description. 995 01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:12,978 I'll get to the bottom of this. 996 01:11:13,249 --> 01:11:15,649 There's to be no dancing until I return. 997 01:11:15,718 --> 01:11:16,946 Captain Bradd. 998 01:11:25,995 --> 01:11:28,555 - Can I come out now? - Oh, I'd rather you didn't. 999 01:11:28,631 --> 01:11:30,292 Well, it's getting awfully hot in here. 1000 01:11:30,366 --> 01:11:32,630 I know. It'd be even worse if you were dressed. 1001 01:11:32,702 --> 01:11:34,329 Say, are you getting fresh, too? 1002 01:11:34,403 --> 01:11:37,463 Oh, no. I didn't mean anything. I wasn't one of those that touched your dress. 1003 01:11:37,540 --> 01:11:39,565 All right. All right. Any sign of old man Reeber? 1004 01:11:39,642 --> 01:11:40,768 No, not yet. 1005 01:11:40,843 --> 01:11:42,003 - Well, what am I... - Quick. 1006 01:11:45,614 --> 01:11:49,015 It's me. Reeber made the gang stop dancing. 1007 01:11:49,285 --> 01:11:51,719 Oh, those scavengers, those baby-faced baboons. 1008 01:11:51,787 --> 01:11:55,154 - Is it all right if I come in? - Don't you dare come in here. 1009 01:11:55,224 --> 01:11:57,624 I don't see why you have to be so prudish. 1010 01:11:57,693 --> 01:12:00,662 I saw you in a picture with only a Turkish towel once. 1011 01:12:00,730 --> 01:12:04,757 - I got paid to do that. - You got me there, pal. 1012 01:12:04,834 --> 01:12:07,268 I was thinking, you could walk to the hotel in my raincoat. 1013 01:12:07,336 --> 01:12:11,466 Oh, no. No raincoat. Those kids may be collecting scrap rubber, too. 1014 01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:14,008 Do me a favor, will you? Get me a dress some place? 1015 01:12:14,076 --> 01:12:16,544 I'll be back in a flash with a sash. 1016 01:12:17,079 --> 01:12:19,547 There ought to be a couple of bathrobes in that wardrobe. 1017 01:12:19,615 --> 01:12:21,981 - I'll see. - The one with my initials on it is mine. 1018 01:12:22,051 --> 01:12:23,882 Really? What a coincidence. 1019 01:12:23,953 --> 01:12:26,353 - What's the matter? - There's a great big rattrap. 1020 01:12:26,422 --> 01:12:29,357 - Oh, that? That's just a fencing mask. - Oh. 1021 01:12:29,425 --> 01:12:31,893 - Here's a bathrobe. - Thanks. 1022 01:12:31,961 --> 01:12:34,020 I'm not much good at this sort of thing. 1023 01:12:34,096 --> 01:12:36,826 The only women we ever get to see are the professors' wives. 1024 01:12:36,899 --> 01:12:38,764 - How many has he got? - Huh? 1025 01:12:38,834 --> 01:12:39,994 Skip it. 1026 01:12:40,069 --> 01:12:44,096 - Don't they have girls here? - No, they say it creates situations. 1027 01:12:44,673 --> 01:12:46,436 I see what you mean. 1028 01:12:46,909 --> 01:12:49,104 Who's that? You as a man? 1029 01:12:49,178 --> 01:12:50,805 Oh, no. That's my father. 1030 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:54,179 He's a major in the army. He went to West Point, too. 1031 01:12:55,384 --> 01:12:58,876 - I take back the "too." - What do you mean? 1032 01:12:58,954 --> 01:13:00,421 Get in there. Quick. 1033 01:13:01,791 --> 01:13:04,487 All right. What have you done with the body? 1034 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,824 - Jack, have you a dress? - Yes. Come on, Dutch. 1035 01:13:06,896 --> 01:13:09,956 Around here a dress should be made of barbed wire. 1036 01:13:10,433 --> 01:13:13,129 Say, what's going on here? Wait a minute. 1037 01:13:13,803 --> 01:13:15,395 Yes? 1038 01:13:16,005 --> 01:13:18,371 - It's The Bugle. - It's Chester. 1039 01:13:22,711 --> 01:13:25,236 - Hey, what is this? What is this? - Somebody might see you. 1040 01:13:25,314 --> 01:13:27,248 - Turn loose of my tuxedo. - What do you want? 1041 01:13:27,316 --> 01:13:29,147 - I thought Miss B was in here. - Is that you, Chet? 1042 01:13:29,218 --> 01:13:30,617 - Yes, sir. - Did you do as I told you? 1043 01:13:30,686 --> 01:13:31,948 - Just exactly, sir. - Good. 1044 01:13:32,021 --> 01:13:34,080 Now where's Miss B? I want to get some more pictures. 1045 01:13:34,156 --> 01:13:37,250 - Oh, no. No more pictures. - Oh, I'm disappointed. 1046 01:13:37,326 --> 01:13:40,659 But I developed that one I got of the incident, and it turned out fine. 1047 01:13:40,729 --> 01:13:43,994 - You killed it, of course? - Of course, he killed it. 1048 01:13:44,066 --> 01:13:45,260 Oh, yes, ma'am. 1049 01:13:45,334 --> 01:13:48,428 But now I'd like to get one of you and Bud dancing. 1050 01:13:48,671 --> 01:13:49,968 Hide everybody. 1051 01:13:50,673 --> 01:13:52,004 Good evening. 1052 01:13:53,843 --> 01:13:57,973 - I came to apologize. - Oh, it's the little souvenir collector. 1053 01:13:58,047 --> 01:14:00,948 I'll give her a souvenir. Just let me at her, that's all. 1054 01:14:01,016 --> 01:14:03,576 - Control yourself. - But you must admit you deserved it. 1055 01:14:03,652 --> 01:14:06,086 - Let's not lose your head. - Yeah, Miss B, hitting a kid, 1056 01:14:06,155 --> 01:14:08,680 - that's bad publicity. - Oh, what she needs is a good spanking. 1057 01:14:08,757 --> 01:14:11,590 Well, if that's your attitude, I withdraw my apology. 1058 01:14:11,660 --> 01:14:14,151 Helen, go away, please, please. 1059 01:14:14,230 --> 01:14:17,028 Oh, of course I'll come in, if you insist. 1060 01:14:18,334 --> 01:14:22,293 My. My, my, my, what a pretty dress. 1061 01:14:22,371 --> 01:14:24,635 Thank you. Do you mind if I wear it? 1062 01:14:24,707 --> 01:14:27,005 Hooper, you'd better get that cat out of here. 1063 01:14:27,076 --> 01:14:29,044 You wore that in your last picture, didn't you? 1064 01:14:29,111 --> 01:14:32,808 I saw that picture. It was held over. It played two nights. 1065 01:14:32,882 --> 01:14:35,783 That did it. That's all I can stand. Just can't stand any more. 1066 01:14:35,851 --> 01:14:37,409 I'm going to get something in my hands. 1067 01:14:37,486 --> 01:14:39,181 Now, don't be silly. Come on, Lucille. 1068 01:14:39,255 --> 01:14:41,314 - Give me something. - Control yourself. Control yourself. 1069 01:14:41,390 --> 01:14:43,756 - Let go. - Besides, you're holding the bat wrong. 1070 01:14:43,826 --> 01:14:45,623 Please, Miss Ball, for Winsocki's sake. 1071 01:14:45,694 --> 01:14:47,628 - This is great. - Get out of here. Will you, please? 1072 01:14:47,696 --> 01:14:50,597 Be quiet. Please be quiet. We'll all be expelled. 1073 01:14:51,100 --> 01:14:52,362 Hide. 1074 01:14:58,607 --> 01:15:00,632 Hello. What are you doing? 1075 01:15:01,176 --> 01:15:04,009 Hunk, you shouldn't have brought them here. 1076 01:15:04,914 --> 01:15:06,142 Come on. 1077 01:15:06,949 --> 01:15:09,179 Step this way and see the queen of the silver screen. 1078 01:15:09,251 --> 01:15:10,479 Helen, don't say that. 1079 01:15:10,553 --> 01:15:12,145 There she goes again. I'm not going to stand it. 1080 01:15:12,221 --> 01:15:14,155 Now take it easy, Lucille. 1081 01:15:14,657 --> 01:15:16,522 I must rolled on one of my bulbs. 1082 01:15:16,592 --> 01:15:18,856 I demand that everybody leave! 1083 01:15:20,095 --> 01:15:21,221 - Hide. - Come on. 1084 01:15:21,297 --> 01:15:22,924 Get in there. 1085 01:15:23,232 --> 01:15:24,494 Come on. Come on. 1086 01:15:24,567 --> 01:15:27,195 Oh, no, you don't. I'd rather take my chances out here. 1087 01:15:29,605 --> 01:15:30,697 Greetings. 1088 01:15:33,309 --> 01:15:37,143 If this is Halloween and that's a pumpkin, it's supposed to face the other way. 1089 01:15:37,212 --> 01:15:39,339 I may sue you for desertion. 1090 01:15:39,648 --> 01:15:42,116 Why don't they transfer the whole dance to this room? 1091 01:15:42,184 --> 01:15:43,845 Gee, this is cozy. 1092 01:15:44,887 --> 01:15:48,220 My pals. Why didn't you tell me there was a party? 1093 01:15:48,924 --> 01:15:52,189 - There's no more room in here. - I'm here on business. 1094 01:15:52,428 --> 01:15:56,262 Harry James says he'll dance with me if I get Lucille Ball's autograph. 1095 01:15:56,332 --> 01:15:58,664 All right. All right. All right. 1096 01:15:59,935 --> 01:16:01,493 And he wants it on this. 1097 01:16:03,038 --> 01:16:05,006 Hooper. Open this door. 1098 01:16:05,074 --> 01:16:06,701 It's Captain Bradd. 1099 01:16:06,775 --> 01:16:08,572 Open up, I say! 1100 01:16:08,644 --> 01:16:09,736 Get back in there. 1101 01:16:09,812 --> 01:16:12,838 Hooper! Open up this door, Hooper! 1102 01:16:14,083 --> 01:16:16,881 Hooper! Hooper, do you hear me? 1103 01:16:16,952 --> 01:16:20,752 Hooper! Hooper, do you hear me? Open the door! 1104 01:16:21,857 --> 01:16:23,347 Hooper! 1105 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:26,794 Hooper! Unlock this door! 1106 01:16:26,862 --> 01:16:29,660 Oh, well, you can walk right in, it's not locked. 1107 01:16:30,532 --> 01:16:32,022 Captain Bradd. 1108 01:16:33,636 --> 01:16:35,627 I didn't recognize your voice. 1109 01:16:35,704 --> 01:16:38,070 - I guess I must have been studying... - Where is that actress? 1110 01:16:38,140 --> 01:16:39,164 Actress? 1111 01:16:39,241 --> 01:16:41,641 Oh, I know. You mean the one that was at the prom. 1112 01:16:41,710 --> 01:16:43,940 The one you brought to the prom. 1113 01:16:44,013 --> 01:16:47,813 Me? Captain Bradd, Helen Schlessenger was my date. 1114 01:16:47,883 --> 01:16:49,009 A swell girl! 1115 01:16:49,084 --> 01:16:54,249 An actress, deliberately stripping... Our school of it's reputation. 1116 01:16:57,292 --> 01:16:58,782 What was that? 1117 01:16:59,361 --> 01:17:01,261 It sounded just like a gun. 1118 01:17:01,330 --> 01:17:03,958 It must be target practice over at Fort Dix. 1119 01:17:04,033 --> 01:17:06,058 Why aren't you at the dance? 1120 01:17:06,135 --> 01:17:08,933 Oh, I suddenly wanted to browse through my trigonometry book. 1121 01:17:09,004 --> 01:17:11,632 Oh, you wanted to browse through trigonometry. 1122 01:17:14,143 --> 01:17:16,577 - What do I smell? - I don't know. 1123 01:17:18,147 --> 01:17:21,310 Well, it smells like perfume. And it's awful! 1124 01:17:21,383 --> 01:17:23,283 - It's me. - It's you? 1125 01:17:24,820 --> 01:17:28,085 I... You see, I use gug. 1126 01:17:29,224 --> 01:17:32,887 - What's "gug?" - Well, gug is, gug. 1127 01:17:33,662 --> 01:17:36,392 I use it for my hair. You should try it. 1128 01:17:36,799 --> 01:17:40,826 I mean it might save... I mean, I'll show you what it looks like. 1129 01:17:43,605 --> 01:17:45,072 That was no gun. 1130 01:17:45,140 --> 01:17:48,075 No? Well, it could be Indians, you know, sending messages. 1131 01:17:48,143 --> 01:17:51,510 They do say there's a tribe still living in the hills near here. 1132 01:17:51,580 --> 01:17:52,945 Yes, I know. 1133 01:17:53,015 --> 01:17:55,677 Part of that tribe was at the dance tonight! 1134 01:18:08,063 --> 01:18:09,189 What are you doing? 1135 01:18:09,264 --> 01:18:11,129 I'm trying to open the drum so I can get some air. 1136 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,100 Well, be quiet. Get in. 1137 01:18:13,902 --> 01:18:18,168 - What did you say, Hooper? - I said there sure is a lot of air in here. 1138 01:18:18,707 --> 01:18:21,198 Indians. Guns. 1139 01:18:22,144 --> 01:18:25,238 I suppose you realize Winsocki's been disgraced? 1140 01:18:25,314 --> 01:18:28,044 Well, gosh, Captain Bradd, I wouldn't disgrace this school. 1141 01:18:28,117 --> 01:18:29,709 I love this school. 1142 01:18:29,785 --> 01:18:31,776 If you don't believe me, you can ask my parents. 1143 01:18:31,854 --> 01:18:34,687 Every time I write them, I never write about myself 1144 01:18:34,757 --> 01:18:38,352 or a bigger allowance, just how much I love this school. 1145 01:18:38,427 --> 01:18:41,726 Why, I bet I love it as much as I love you, sir. 1146 01:18:45,701 --> 01:18:47,032 Fort Dix. 1147 01:18:52,374 --> 01:18:53,534 Come on, get out. 1148 01:18:53,609 --> 01:18:55,076 - Come on. Out. - Come on. Come on. 1149 01:18:55,144 --> 01:18:56,907 Quick. All of you. Quick. 1150 01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:00,241 - Hey, Bud. - Hooper! 1151 01:19:00,315 --> 01:19:02,579 Come on, there's enough room in here for both of us. 1152 01:19:02,651 --> 01:19:04,448 Let me out of here, Hooper! 1153 01:19:05,654 --> 01:19:06,780 Hooper! 1154 01:19:10,993 --> 01:19:14,121 I'll get you. That was your idea, Hooper? 1155 01:19:14,196 --> 01:19:15,891 God, actress... 1156 01:19:46,161 --> 01:19:49,619 The average girl wants to learn how to whirl 1157 01:19:49,698 --> 01:19:52,531 the lindy like a hep, hep cat 1158 01:19:53,235 --> 01:19:56,693 The average frail wants to learn how to sail 1159 01:19:56,772 --> 01:19:59,570 around the floor in nothin' flat 1160 01:20:00,576 --> 01:20:04,603 The average doll wants a guy who can brag 1161 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:09,982 that he's not content with only Kaffee Hag 1162 01:20:10,652 --> 01:20:15,385 The average quail wants a male who can mow her down 1163 01:20:15,457 --> 01:20:19,860 Like a three-alarm fire 1164 01:20:20,362 --> 01:20:25,425 A guaranteed live wire 1165 01:20:26,802 --> 01:20:28,702 I'm alive and kickin' 1166 01:20:28,770 --> 01:20:32,536 I want a guy who'll arrive and quicken the beat of my feet 1167 01:20:32,608 --> 01:20:34,473 When the jive starts tickin' 1168 01:20:34,543 --> 01:20:37,239 I want a guy who can dance 1169 01:20:38,580 --> 01:20:43,415 If the dive you're pickin' happens to try to deprive this chicken 1170 01:20:43,485 --> 01:20:46,249 The part of her heart that's alive and kickin' 1171 01:20:46,321 --> 01:20:48,619 Get me a guy who can 1172 01:20:51,026 --> 01:20:53,927 First come, first served 1173 01:20:53,996 --> 01:20:56,863 My heart is not reserved 1174 01:20:56,932 --> 01:21:00,129 You can rejoice 1175 01:21:00,202 --> 01:21:02,136 That you're not second choice 1176 01:21:02,204 --> 01:21:03,899 I'm alive and kickin' 1177 01:21:03,972 --> 01:21:07,772 Must have a guy who'll arrive and quicken the beat of my feet 1178 01:21:07,843 --> 01:21:09,777 When the jive starts tickin' 1179 01:21:09,845 --> 01:21:14,248 Takin'a chance with the first pair of pants that should make an advance 1180 01:21:14,316 --> 01:21:18,810 I'm ready to dance 1181 01:22:46,141 --> 01:22:51,204 "Cadets riot over Lucille Ball. Movie queen appears in the flesh." 1182 01:22:52,047 --> 01:22:53,981 Wonderful. Brilliant. 1183 01:22:54,049 --> 01:22:56,381 - I'm through with you. - All right, so you're through with me. 1184 01:22:56,451 --> 01:22:58,715 But when that story breaks on the Coast, you'll get more offers... 1185 01:22:58,787 --> 01:23:00,015 Offers. Offers. Offers. 1186 01:23:00,088 --> 01:23:03,114 What I've gone through for years so you can get 10% of my salary. 1187 01:23:03,191 --> 01:23:06,422 Don't you think I have any pride? Jack, you told me you killed that picture. 1188 01:23:06,495 --> 01:23:09,089 All right, so I didn't kill it. I only stunned it a little. 1189 01:23:09,164 --> 01:23:11,064 - But give it a chance. - I'm getting out of here. 1190 01:23:11,133 --> 01:23:13,465 But before I leave this quaint old village, 1191 01:23:13,535 --> 01:23:16,436 I'm going to find Chester Short and beat him over the head with you. 1192 01:23:16,505 --> 01:23:18,700 Now, get out of here. Come in. 1193 01:23:19,107 --> 01:23:20,165 Well, what do you want? 1194 01:23:20,242 --> 01:23:22,107 The murderer returns to the scene of his crime. 1195 01:23:22,177 --> 01:23:24,008 - Hello. - Hello. What do you want, Bud? 1196 01:23:24,079 --> 01:23:27,537 - Taking the train, huh? - Yes, yes. Yes, under my own name. 1197 01:23:27,616 --> 01:23:30,779 I don't suppose there's any use in my telling you how I feel about everything. 1198 01:23:30,852 --> 01:23:33,150 Oh, it's all right. It's all my own fault. 1199 01:23:33,221 --> 01:23:35,815 Why aren't you in school? It's commencement or something, isn't it? 1200 01:23:35,891 --> 01:23:37,756 Yeah, sure, but I've got time. 1201 01:23:37,826 --> 01:23:40,260 Everything all right with you and your girl? 1202 01:23:40,328 --> 01:23:41,886 Oh, sure. 1203 01:23:41,963 --> 01:23:43,692 How about with you and Winsocki? 1204 01:23:43,765 --> 01:23:45,892 Oh, I'm in the clear. They were real nice about it. 1205 01:23:45,967 --> 01:23:49,334 - That's good. - Nicer than the newspaper was to you. 1206 01:23:49,404 --> 01:23:51,929 It doesn't take much to push the war off the front page. 1207 01:23:52,007 --> 01:23:56,137 Well, all I know is if I ever write you another fan letter, just ignore it. 1208 01:23:56,211 --> 01:23:59,180 Tell me, Bud, did you mean all those nice things you said in that letter? 1209 01:23:59,247 --> 01:24:01,875 - Sure, I did. - Well, what is it you like about me? 1210 01:24:01,950 --> 01:24:04,077 - On the screen or off? - Both. 1211 01:24:04,419 --> 01:24:08,185 Well, on the screen, you're the kind of a girl a fellow wishes he'd met 1212 01:24:08,256 --> 01:24:11,020 before he made a promise to the girl next door. 1213 01:24:11,093 --> 01:24:14,654 - And off the screen? - You're the girl next door. 1214 01:24:14,729 --> 01:24:17,892 Why, Bud. You astonish me. 1215 01:24:19,734 --> 01:24:21,395 I astonish me, too. 1216 01:24:21,837 --> 01:24:23,566 Well, I mean... Well, that is... 1217 01:24:24,773 --> 01:24:26,707 Well, Miss Ball, would you do something for me? 1218 01:24:26,775 --> 01:24:27,901 Surely. 1219 01:24:27,976 --> 01:24:30,809 Well, a long time ago you sang a song to a fellow in a picture. 1220 01:24:30,879 --> 01:24:33,848 I've forgotten who he was, but I remember he needed a haircut. 1221 01:24:33,915 --> 01:24:36,884 You were supposed to be in love with him and he was going away. Remember? 1222 01:24:36,952 --> 01:24:38,613 Yes. Did you like that song? 1223 01:24:38,687 --> 01:24:41,281 Well, I liked the way you sang it and, gee, I... 1224 01:24:43,225 --> 01:24:44,817 I'll sing you another. 1225 01:24:46,628 --> 01:24:49,961 Now, you may think that my career is just a lot of fun. 1226 01:24:51,066 --> 01:24:54,797 But life's not always Technicolor 1227 01:24:54,870 --> 01:24:58,101 under the Hollywood sun 1228 01:24:58,607 --> 01:25:01,667 Just because you hate exams 1229 01:25:01,743 --> 01:25:05,270 and you've only one prom a year 1230 01:25:06,181 --> 01:25:09,116 Don't be dismayed 1231 01:25:09,184 --> 01:25:16,022 I'd gladly trade, my dear 1232 01:25:19,327 --> 01:25:22,819 You're lucky 1233 01:25:22,898 --> 01:25:27,198 Lucky to be just a kid 1234 01:25:27,269 --> 01:25:30,761 with no cares 1235 01:25:30,839 --> 01:25:33,307 You're lucky 1236 01:25:33,375 --> 01:25:36,208 Your life is just as easy 1237 01:25:36,278 --> 01:25:42,649 as falling down stairs 1238 01:25:43,051 --> 01:25:49,320 You think the world is on your shoulders 1239 01:25:50,091 --> 01:25:53,185 But wait 1240 01:25:53,261 --> 01:25:59,291 until you grow a little older 1241 01:26:01,369 --> 01:26:06,204 You're lucky 1242 01:26:06,274 --> 01:26:10,472 Lucky to be so naive 1243 01:26:10,545 --> 01:26:13,673 and yet wise 1244 01:26:13,748 --> 01:26:20,677 If only you'd realize 1245 01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:27,425 That no matter what you say 1246 01:26:27,495 --> 01:26:31,591 Today's your lucky day 1247 01:26:31,666 --> 01:26:38,401 And you should thank your lucky stars 1248 01:26:38,473 --> 01:26:42,273 Oh, lucky 1249 01:26:42,677 --> 01:26:47,410 to be just 1250 01:26:47,682 --> 01:26:54,554 what you are 1251 01:26:58,927 --> 01:27:01,054 - There. - Thank you. 1252 01:27:01,696 --> 01:27:03,391 Well, I guess I'd better go, now. 1253 01:27:03,465 --> 01:27:05,865 My parents are coming down to watch me get my diploma. 1254 01:27:05,934 --> 01:27:08,664 You tell your parents something for me. They have a very nice boy. 1255 01:27:08,737 --> 01:27:10,637 I'll tell them I met a nice girl. 1256 01:27:10,705 --> 01:27:13,367 Well, I hope everything turns out just... 1257 01:27:13,441 --> 01:27:15,272 Well, just wonderful for you. 1258 01:27:15,343 --> 01:27:16,867 Good luck, Miss Ball. 1259 01:27:17,178 --> 01:27:18,406 Lucille. 1260 01:27:20,582 --> 01:27:23,346 - Lucille! - Now don't you tell Miss Schlessenger. 1261 01:27:23,418 --> 01:27:26,819 No, I won't tell anybody. They'd never believe me. 1262 01:27:27,622 --> 01:27:28,884 Lucille! 1263 01:27:37,666 --> 01:27:38,928 Porter, please. 1264 01:27:39,834 --> 01:27:41,802 Hello, porter? This is Miss Ball speaking. 1265 01:27:41,870 --> 01:27:43,963 Would you do a quick errand for me? 1266 01:27:44,039 --> 01:27:48,373 Would you go to a shop and get the finest set of military brushes they carry? 1267 01:27:48,443 --> 01:27:49,705 Silver. 1268 01:27:49,778 --> 01:27:52,941 Yes, send them to cadet Hooper at the school, please. 1269 01:27:53,014 --> 01:27:54,481 Thank you. Come in. 1270 01:27:56,151 --> 01:27:58,119 - Hello. - Hello. 1271 01:27:58,186 --> 01:28:00,017 Bud was just here. You missed him. 1272 01:28:00,088 --> 01:28:04,252 Purposely. I heard his voice, so I hid in the corridor until he went. 1273 01:28:04,326 --> 01:28:07,727 But I thought... He said you and he were all straightened out. 1274 01:28:07,796 --> 01:28:10,424 No, I haven't seen him since last night. 1275 01:28:10,498 --> 01:28:14,559 But I don't care about myself. Bud's in a terrible situation. 1276 01:28:15,170 --> 01:28:18,662 - He's not gonna graduate. - He's not going to graduate? 1277 01:28:18,740 --> 01:28:21,072 Lucy, we're in the bag. 1278 01:28:21,142 --> 01:28:23,042 Miss Schlessenheimer. Look. 1279 01:28:23,111 --> 01:28:27,343 Four hundred papers ran your picture. Three studios are frantic for you. 1280 01:28:27,415 --> 01:28:31,078 How do you like that little faker? Never said a word about it to me. 1281 01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:36,118 And his folks will be there, too, when he doesn't graduate. 1282 01:28:36,191 --> 01:28:39,752 Oh, honey, don't do that. That won't get him his diploma. 1283 01:28:41,529 --> 01:28:44,464 I just thought maybe you could do something. 1284 01:28:44,532 --> 01:28:46,500 Oh, not that you're obligated to. 1285 01:28:46,568 --> 01:28:48,399 After all, you came here 1286 01:28:48,470 --> 01:28:52,133 just out of the goodness of your heart for Bud's sake. But... 1287 01:28:52,207 --> 01:28:54,971 Well, you know how to handle men. 1288 01:28:55,043 --> 01:28:57,409 You're beautiful and everything. 1289 01:28:57,479 --> 01:28:59,845 If you would just talk to Major Reeber. 1290 01:28:59,914 --> 01:29:02,940 Oh, that's a pretty tall order. I... 1291 01:29:03,017 --> 01:29:04,985 Yeah, I guess so. 1292 01:29:06,287 --> 01:29:09,051 Well, I better go back now. 1293 01:29:09,124 --> 01:29:10,785 I'm sorry, Helen. 1294 01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:15,321 - I hope I haven't upset you. - Oh, no. No, I feel fine. 1295 01:29:15,397 --> 01:29:17,831 - Goodbye, Helen. - Goodbye. 1296 01:29:18,566 --> 01:29:22,024 They want you to fly to the Coast. There's a picture starting right away. 1297 01:29:22,103 --> 01:29:24,401 That little guy will die if he doesn't get to West Point. 1298 01:29:24,472 --> 01:29:27,100 I didn't go to West Point and I'm not dead. 1299 01:29:27,175 --> 01:29:28,335 Wanna bet? 1300 01:29:28,877 --> 01:29:32,574 You're liable to crimp the deal if you're not out there by tomorrow. 1301 01:29:32,647 --> 01:29:33,739 Where you going? 1302 01:29:33,815 --> 01:29:37,774 To play a return engagement at the scene of my greatest triumph, Winsocki. 1303 01:29:44,926 --> 01:29:46,484 Why do you think I came to the dance? 1304 01:29:46,561 --> 01:29:50,122 Out of the goodness of my heart? Because I like hiding in closets? 1305 01:29:50,198 --> 01:29:52,860 I came strictly for business, publicity. 1306 01:29:52,934 --> 01:29:54,799 - A stunt. - A stunt? 1307 01:29:54,869 --> 01:29:58,134 Yes, my manager thought it might get me some headlines. 1308 01:29:58,206 --> 01:29:59,833 - It has. - Yes. 1309 01:29:59,908 --> 01:30:03,639 Maybe your manager can arrange for Bud Hooper to be admitted to West Point? 1310 01:30:03,711 --> 01:30:05,736 West Point, no. 1311 01:30:05,814 --> 01:30:08,942 But if it was Alcatraz, I'm sure he could swing it. 1312 01:30:09,017 --> 01:30:13,317 Major Reeber, Bud is a nice kid, and he's worked hard for four years. 1313 01:30:13,388 --> 01:30:15,788 His father and mother are gonna be out there today. 1314 01:30:15,857 --> 01:30:19,384 And when you run out of diplomas just as you get to him, you're gonna feel like a... 1315 01:30:19,461 --> 01:30:20,928 Like a heel? 1316 01:30:21,463 --> 01:30:23,294 Well, that's how I feel now. 1317 01:30:23,731 --> 01:30:26,928 But you forget that I'm merely an administrative officer of this school. 1318 01:30:27,001 --> 01:30:28,366 I'm under orders. 1319 01:30:29,103 --> 01:30:30,764 As a matter of fact, any moment now, 1320 01:30:30,839 --> 01:30:33,399 I expect a board of visitors from West Point. 1321 01:30:33,475 --> 01:30:35,170 They never heard of Bud Hooper, 1322 01:30:35,243 --> 01:30:37,973 so they can't be personally fond of him, as I am. 1323 01:30:38,046 --> 01:30:39,479 All they know is that a cadet 1324 01:30:39,547 --> 01:30:43,381 whose conduct is unbecoming an officer and a gentleman must be expelled. 1325 01:30:43,451 --> 01:30:46,978 Well, now, let's take that part about conduct unbecoming an officer. 1326 01:30:47,055 --> 01:30:48,818 Now he smuggled me into the dance 1327 01:30:48,890 --> 01:30:50,790 because he didn't think his girl was coming. 1328 01:30:50,859 --> 01:30:53,327 - An officer is allowed a date, isn't he? - Yes. 1329 01:30:53,394 --> 01:30:55,385 All right. So when he found out his girl was coming, 1330 01:30:55,463 --> 01:30:58,432 he was just too much of a gentleman to brush me off. 1331 01:30:58,500 --> 01:31:00,229 Now, Miss Ball, you're mixing me up. 1332 01:31:00,301 --> 01:31:03,031 There wasn't anything gentlemanly about the way they ripped your gown off. 1333 01:31:03,104 --> 01:31:05,937 - Oh, they didn't rip my gown off. - Now, wait a minute. 1334 01:31:06,007 --> 01:31:09,135 - There's the evidence. - Circumstantial evidence, Major. 1335 01:31:09,210 --> 01:31:13,408 They did not rip my dress off. They were merely collecting souvenirs. 1336 01:31:13,481 --> 01:31:15,540 That's the kind of people we are in this country. 1337 01:31:15,617 --> 01:31:19,280 We collect goal posts, manhole covers, bottle tops, 1338 01:31:19,354 --> 01:31:22,187 or, in my case, a dress. 1339 01:31:22,257 --> 01:31:24,418 But we do it with a sense of humor. 1340 01:31:25,260 --> 01:31:27,785 Oh, I see you've been to a nightclub, Major. 1341 01:31:29,564 --> 01:31:31,327 My son gave me that. 1342 01:31:33,334 --> 01:31:35,359 But I got this one myself. 1343 01:31:36,905 --> 01:31:40,306 Major, the Flying Tigers were full of Bud Hoopers. 1344 01:31:40,375 --> 01:31:42,639 And do you know what they use at the field in Chongqing 1345 01:31:42,710 --> 01:31:44,405 to tell which way the wind was blowing? 1346 01:31:44,479 --> 01:31:46,208 One of my silk stockings. 1347 01:31:47,015 --> 01:31:49,313 You're a soldier. It wouldn't hurt your aim any 1348 01:31:49,384 --> 01:31:53,320 if your rifle-butt was resting against your sweetheart's hankie, would it? 1349 01:31:53,388 --> 01:31:54,685 Well... 1350 01:31:55,390 --> 01:31:56,618 Yes? 1351 01:31:57,692 --> 01:32:00,627 Colonel Herkrider and the board of visitors are here, sir. 1352 01:32:00,695 --> 01:32:02,629 Miss Ball, will you excuse me? 1353 01:32:03,765 --> 01:32:07,292 Major, it would take a troop of commandos to get me out of here, 1354 01:32:07,368 --> 01:32:09,131 unless you square things for Bud. 1355 01:32:09,203 --> 01:32:11,865 Well, I... Just a minute. 1356 01:32:11,940 --> 01:32:13,931 Will you wait in there, please? 1357 01:32:18,112 --> 01:32:20,637 Gee, I'd like to hide in a room some time. 1358 01:32:21,749 --> 01:32:22,807 - Colonel. - Major Reeber. 1359 01:32:22,884 --> 01:32:24,283 - How are you? Gentlemen. - Very well. 1360 01:32:24,352 --> 01:32:25,444 - Sayer. - Sayer. 1361 01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:26,509 - Newberry. - Newberry. 1362 01:32:26,588 --> 01:32:27,612 - Ash. - Ash. 1363 01:32:27,689 --> 01:32:28,678 - Shay, sir. - Shay. 1364 01:32:28,756 --> 01:32:29,780 - Waters. - Waters. 1365 01:32:29,857 --> 01:32:31,119 - Carpenter. - Carpenter. 1366 01:32:31,192 --> 01:32:34,457 - Well, I see you've seen the headlines. - Yes, I certainly have. 1367 01:32:34,529 --> 01:32:37,555 I trust you haven't indicted the boy without hearing the true facts. 1368 01:32:37,632 --> 01:32:38,758 The true facts? 1369 01:32:38,833 --> 01:32:41,927 - Don't tell us that isn't Lucille Ball? - Oh, it is. 1370 01:32:42,403 --> 01:32:44,769 And that's her face, too. 1371 01:32:45,607 --> 01:32:46,767 Yes. 1372 01:32:46,841 --> 01:32:49,002 Well, I don't think there's anything else to be said then. 1373 01:32:49,077 --> 01:32:52,308 Pardon me, sir, there is a great deal to be said. 1374 01:32:52,981 --> 01:32:54,972 That isn't a dress, that's a souvenir. 1375 01:32:55,049 --> 01:32:56,209 This is the kind of country 1376 01:32:56,284 --> 01:32:57,911 where we have the right to collect bottle tops. 1377 01:32:57,986 --> 01:32:59,920 That's why the Flying Tigers wore silk stockings 1378 01:32:59,988 --> 01:33:01,387 to show which way the wind was blowing. 1379 01:33:01,456 --> 01:33:03,424 - What? - Well, it wouldn't hurt your aim any 1380 01:33:03,491 --> 01:33:05,356 if you carried your sweetheart in your handkerchief. 1381 01:33:05,426 --> 01:33:07,621 - That's what we're fighting for. - What? 1382 01:33:07,695 --> 01:33:10,027 That's right, Colonel, that's what we're fighting for. 1383 01:33:10,098 --> 01:33:12,999 Well! Yes, Major, we're even fighting for your right 1384 01:33:13,067 --> 01:33:14,364 to have a skeleton in your closet. 1385 01:33:14,435 --> 01:33:17,893 Oh, Colonel, now you wouldn't call me a skeleton, would you? 1386 01:33:17,972 --> 01:33:20,839 Well, if I'd known you were here, I would have come down for the dance. 1387 01:33:20,908 --> 01:33:23,809 - Thank you. - Roger, you always were a greedy fellow. 1388 01:33:25,880 --> 01:33:28,178 Say, the boys have waited four years for graduation. 1389 01:33:28,249 --> 01:33:29,944 We don't wanna hold them up. 1390 01:33:30,018 --> 01:33:31,679 Gentlemen, Miss Ball. 1391 01:33:31,753 --> 01:33:33,414 - How do you do, Miss Ball? - How do you do? 1392 01:33:33,488 --> 01:33:35,319 I'm so happy to know you. How do you do? 1393 01:33:35,390 --> 01:33:37,824 - This is a pleasure. - How are you, Miss Ball? 1394 01:33:37,892 --> 01:33:40,622 - May I, Miss Ball? - Just try and get out of it. 1395 01:33:41,295 --> 01:33:42,421 Major? 1396 01:34:00,048 --> 01:34:03,347 Well, there they are, the little souvenir collectors. 1397 01:34:03,885 --> 01:34:07,981 Yes. Yes, we all have our weaknesses, but you're safe up here. 1398 01:34:08,056 --> 01:34:10,854 Oh, I know I am, Colonel, but are you? 1399 01:34:10,925 --> 01:34:12,256 I think so. 1400 01:34:15,930 --> 01:34:17,795 Speaking of souvenirs. 1401 01:34:24,272 --> 01:34:25,899 Aren't they wonderful? 1402 01:34:26,708 --> 01:34:29,768 There he is. That's my fellow, the little guy. 1403 01:34:35,683 --> 01:34:38,846 - You mean Killer? - We're going steady. 1404 01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:42,947 - But he's only 13. - By the time he's 18, he'll get used to me. 1405 01:34:58,172 --> 01:35:02,768 If you shout hooray for the Pennsylvania Dutchmen 1406 01:35:02,844 --> 01:35:07,008 They will cover the ground for a number one down or a touch 1407 01:35:07,081 --> 01:35:11,017 Everyone's agreed that you have to concede to the Dutchmen 1408 01:35:11,085 --> 01:35:15,385 Shout hooray for the Pennsylvania Dutch 1409 01:35:15,456 --> 01:35:20,086 If you shout hooray for the Pennsylvania Dutchmen 1410 01:35:20,161 --> 01:35:24,222 Every team that they play will be carried away on a crutch 1411 01:35:24,298 --> 01:35:28,394 When they're out on the field if they're wearing the shield of the Dutchmen 1412 01:35:28,469 --> 01:35:33,202 Shout hooray for the Pennsylvania Dutch 1413 01:35:33,274 --> 01:35:34,935 Hooray! 1414 01:35:35,009 --> 01:35:39,412 Buckle down, Winsocki Buckle down 1415 01:35:39,480 --> 01:35:43,712 You can win, Winsocki If you knuckle down 1416 01:35:43,785 --> 01:35:48,119 If you break their necks If you make them wrecks 1417 01:35:48,189 --> 01:35:52,387 You can break the hex so buckle down 1418 01:35:52,460 --> 01:35:56,954 Make 'em yell, Winsocki Make 'em yell 1419 01:35:57,031 --> 01:36:01,263 You can win, Winsocki If you ring the bell 1420 01:36:01,335 --> 01:36:05,635 If you don't give in Take it on the chin 1421 01:36:05,706 --> 01:36:10,143 You are bound to win If you will only buckle down 1422 01:36:10,211 --> 01:36:14,409 If you fight, you'll chuckle at defeat 1423 01:36:14,482 --> 01:36:17,747 If you fight, your luck will not retreat 1424 01:36:17,819 --> 01:36:18,979 We repeat 1425 01:36:19,053 --> 01:36:23,114 Buckle down, Winsocki Buckle down 1426 01:36:23,191 --> 01:36:27,127 You can win, Winsocki If you buckle down 1427 01:36:27,195 --> 01:36:31,825 If you mow them down If you go to town 1428 01:36:31,899 --> 01:36:36,768 You can wear the crown If you will only buckle down 1429 01:36:36,838 --> 01:36:39,671 Buckle down, Winsocki Buckle down 1430 01:36:39,740 --> 01:36:44,040 You can win, Winsocki If you knuckle down 1431 01:36:44,111 --> 01:36:48,605 If you break their necks If you make them wrecks 1432 01:36:48,683 --> 01:36:52,847 You can break the hex so buckle down 1433 01:36:52,920 --> 01:36:54,615 Make 'em yell 1434 01:36:54,689 --> 01:36:57,351 Make 'em yell, Winsocki Make 'em yell 1435 01:36:57,425 --> 01:37:01,725 You can win, Winsocki If you ring the bell 1436 01:37:01,796 --> 01:37:06,358 If you don't give in Take it on the chin 1437 01:37:06,434 --> 01:37:10,734 You are bound to win If you will only buckle down 1438 01:37:10,805 --> 01:37:15,037 If you fight, you'll chuckle at defeat 1439 01:37:15,109 --> 01:37:18,306 If you fight, your luck will not retreat 1440 01:37:18,379 --> 01:37:19,505 I repeat 1441 01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:23,812 Knuckle down, Winsocki Knuckle down 1442 01:37:23,885 --> 01:37:28,219 You can win, Winsocki If you buckle down 1443 01:37:28,289 --> 01:37:32,555 If you mow them down If you go to town 1444 01:37:32,627 --> 01:37:39,089 You can wear the crown If you will only buckle down 1445 01:37:44,939 --> 01:37:47,066 Winsocki! 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